This was a joke, right?
I made up this drink once, called the johnny appleseed (I'm sure it has a real name since all drinks have been made) with 40% Vodka, 40% sprite, and 20% apple pucker.
one of my friends went to a bar and tried to order it and got a funny look.
I think PresLay brings up a good point in general. What use is the expertise of the faculty unless students have access to that expertise via classes? It seemed like his rankings were more focused on rep of the proffs than the quality/depth/breadth of the classes actually tought.
I don't think any of us can fully understand the concept of evil, since in the end we are all petty materialists.
"Buying great professors" - I doubt this will make much difference. Every school claims this, and there are a lot of talented people out there.