I've heard New Orleans smells.
This is very true. Moreso than other cities its size or larger, actually.
Are you huffing paint or something?
Not anymore. I have lived in both cities, though. New Orleans is a fascinating place to visit. There are lots of interesting things here. As far as things concerned with lifestyle, though, there is very little to offer here beyond what I mentioned (drinking, partying). The culture is for tourists. Unless you mean the culture of "I ain't doin' shitt."
3. If you want European culture, Pittsburgh has it a lot more than New Orleans. NOLA has southern culture mixed with party culture. The history here consists in a city being built on one of the most historically appalling periods.
Please, for the love of god dont let this person have offspring...
I probably won't. Have you ever consider backing up comments like this with something substantive, though? Or do you just like making entirely unfunny jokes. (I would claim that this attempted joke [assuming it wasn't an actual plea, in which case it was just stupid] wasn't funny even were it not directed at me.)