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What's up fuckers,
It's been awhile since I last posted here, mostly because law school (and now my summer job) occupy a lot of time. Don't worry though, fuckers, because DOWNY still managed to get wasted quite a bit during law school. One word of caution though: never, ever sleep with a fat chick in your section, because she will never leave you the #@!* alone. And she will eat all of your food. DOWNY learned this the hard way.

All of you fuckers can masturbate to death now. None of you know who the real DOWNY is, where he attends school or what he's been up to, so please shut up. Or continue with your retarded theories. This applies especially to you Julie.

DOWNY HAS SPOKEN

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Incoming 1Ls / DOWNY ISSUES
« on: July 13, 2005, 06:20:14 PM »
This post is in regard to the following thread: http://www.lawschooldiscussion.org/prelaw/index.php/topic,37800.60.html

I quit LSD because law school takes a lot of time, and posting here was no longer feasible. This summer I haven't posted because I've been working and relaxing on the weekends (aka, not posting on message boards). And, I basically became bored of this site.

Now, as to Julie's allegations:

1. I had nothing to do with the website, other than thinking it was funny, which isn't a crime.

2. I posted a lot of drugs/drinking stories- who cares? Freedom of speech, the bar wouldn't care, you can't prove anything, plausible deniability, etc. etc.

3. Very little of what people here think they know about me is true. I might be DOWNY, but I'm not dumb enough to provide real personal info. Only one poster on this board knows who I am or where I attend school.

Just thought I'd clear up these issues for any old-school posters.

DOWNY

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Law School Admissions / DOWNY updates
« on: July 13, 2005, 06:13:12 PM »
This post is in regard to the following thread: http://www.lawschooldiscussion.org/prelaw/index.php/topic,37800.60.html

I quit LSD because law school takes a lot of time, and posting here was no longer feasible. This summer I haven't posted because I've been working and relaxing on the weekends (aka, not posting on message boards). And, I basically became bored of this site.

Now, as to Julie's allegations:

1. I had nothing to do with the website, other than thinking it was funny, which isn't a crime.

2. I posted a lot of drugs/drinking stories- who cares? Freedom of speech, the bar wouldn't care, you can't prove anything, plausible deniability, etc. etc.

3. Very little of what people here think they know about me is true. I might be DOWNY, but I'm not dumb enough to provide real personal info. Only one poster on this board knows who I am or where I attend school.

Just thought I'd clear up these issues for any old-school posters.

DOWNY


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General Off-Topic Board / Re: old school lsd ruminations
« on: April 22, 2005, 10:34:37 PM »
nominations for best old school threads

http://www.lawschooldiscussion.org/prelaw/index.php/topic,17370.0.html

http://www.lawschooldiscussion.org/prelaw/index.php/topic,17434.0.html

http://www.lawschooldiscussion.org/prelaw/index.php/topic,5609.0.html

please add some more...
looking for downy threads and the one where lsd'ers go off on the girl for leaving questions on the lsat unbubbled..

Do a search for "downy directory" and you will find almost all of DOWNY's threads. HTH

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Law School Admissions / Re: .
« on: February 15, 2005, 03:01:34 PM »
I didn't say wealthy; I said not dirt poor. Your reading comprehension is third tier toilet. However, some of them make six figures and more. My relative makes between $70,000 and over $100,000 per year, depending upon the local economy. She has no student loans and is working on a graduate degree. She strips in a working-class bar amd essemtially cons men into spending more money on her. One of the ways she gets more money is by convincing guys that she's dirt poor, desperately needs the money for school, and that if only some wonderful, special man helps her pay for school she would stop stripping because she feels oh so exploited.

Let's do some math. I know it wasn't on the LSAT, but I'm sure we can make do. The ugliest, most overweight, most herpes-afflicted stripper in the lousiest trailer park of a shithole town will make around $200 a night from lonely, desperate lawyers looking for some emotional validation. Oddly enough, most strippers and other people who work on tips underreport their income to the IRS, so most if not all of that $200 is net income. Say this stripper works four nights a week; that's $800 for a net yearly income of $38,400. Is this hypothetical stripper wealthy? No. Is she dirt poor? No.

Now, I'd be the first one to assert that the emotional and moral costs associated with stripping (i.e. being forced to give DOWNY a lap dance) outweigh any monetary benefits, but as far as pure net income goes, most strippers are not poor. Whenever a woman is in a profession where her livelyhood depends upon drunken men giving her money for taking her clothes off, she can pretty much guarantee herself a middle-class income. Besides, if women could make more money working at say, a fast food chain, why would they strip? It's not like stripping is easier than flipping burgers. If strippers were dirt poor, I guarantee you the vast majority of them wouldn't strip.
 
I'm done with this stripper debate. I'm right, you're wrong. 

What a long post articulating the reasons in support of your whorish, poor relatives!

You are pathetic and you are wrong.

TTTrash.

HTH

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odd, i have never met a poor stripper.

Exactly. All these guys who insist that strippers are poor have:

1) Never known a stripper
or
2) Dated only the fugliest strippers, dumbest, most coked-out strippers on Earth
or
3) Been conned by the "Please, help me! My electricity is getting turned off so I need you to buy a $300 lap dance in the V.I.P. room so I can feed my 25 starving children" bit.

In any case, it's hilarious.

If you think strippers = wealthy you are the biggest TTT trailer parker around. The above comments expose your social status.

HTH

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I've read some really f-ing lame threads on this board, but this ranks near the top.  Can't either of you at LEAST be funny with this sh*t?

Good point Draino. These LFs are too busy fisting each other and cock-rubbing each other to realize that they are completely boning an LSD rip-fest. A rip-fest must be funny and amusing and contain mucho profanity, otherwise it just makes you look like TTTs. You ATM LFs need to STFU or fix this *&^%, it's a disgrace to the memory of the Glorious DOWNY.

On a serious note, Lobe you're a f-ing d0uche-bag and you need to get your *&^% together, 'ol chap! Your novel isn't going anywhere except maybe someone's ass if the local Taco Bell runs out of TP on Grande Burito Night. STFU about your novel, your LSAT and your personal statements and just go to law school already. Or just kill yourself.
HTFH

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Incoming 1Ls / Re: Health Insurance????
« on: February 04, 2005, 11:43:57 PM »
You don't need health insurance unless you get hurt. So, don't buy any unless you get hurt. Let's say you fall and break your leg. Apply for student insurance immediately, they process it fast. Chill at home for a day or so, then go to the hospital. Works every time.

well sh*t...if that is all i have to do then i may as well never pay for health insurance ever until i after i need it.

idiot.

Your sense of humor is obviously a TTT in decline HTH


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Incoming 1Ls / Re: Health Insurance????
« on: February 04, 2005, 11:36:12 PM »
anyone here (not including those who are married and covered by their spouse!) know what they are going to do for health insurance while in law school?  i called my parents current co. and they said i am cut off when i turn 23 (next yr) and we could pay to keep the same coverage for a measley....$279 per month!!!!  yikes!  any ideas out there???  oh, and also, i am diabetic so decent insurance is kind of important to me...

You don't need health insurance unless you get hurt. So, don't buy any unless you get hurt. Let's say you fall and break your leg. Apply for student insurance immediately, they process it fast. Chill at home for a day or so, then go to the hospital. Works every time.

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General Off-Topic Board / DOWNY is officially upset
« on: February 04, 2005, 11:23:11 PM »
You LFs have officially caused DOWNY to be upset.

Examine the evidence:

1. Happy, stoned DOWNY:



2. Angry, drunk DOWNY, BECAUSE OF YOU FUCKERS! SEE WHAT YOU DID!?? SEE WHAT DID?!?!?!

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