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Financial Aid / Can my fiancee borrow for me?
« on: April 22, 2005, 04:42:51 PM »
I want to take out a loan for 1-2k. My fiancee has a credit rating in the high 700's. Mine is is in the low 600's. I want to find a private loan that would allow him to take out the money for me without having to have me sign,that way we could take advantage of the super low interest rates.

General Off-Topic Board / Disorder in the American Courts
« on: April 14, 2005, 09:04:16 AM »
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 18th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.-------------------------------------------
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Who is going to FSU admitted students day on Friday? ;D

General board for soon-to-be 1Ls / Going to FSU
« on: March 19, 2005, 08:43:17 PM »
Unless UF admits me for Fall(which doesn't seem likely),I'll be going to FSU. Has anyone else decided to attend?

General Off-Topic Board / ........
« on: March 16, 2005, 02:33:58 PM »

Where should I go next fall? / FSU/Hamline/Toledo
« on: March 14, 2005, 11:08:04 AM »
Here's the skinny....

I'm trying to decide between FSU,Toledo, and Hamline. I would love some input. Hamline and Toledo both gave me full tuition waivers. FSU gave me 1k.

I'm considering FSU because:
-It's decently ranked
-Good bar passage rate(1# for 3 out of 6 years)
-It's employment numbers are high(similar to UF, I think they're .05% lower)
-It's salary rate is the 2nd highest in FL(I think UF beats it by a whooping grand)
-It's located in a city w/a large number of law firms and gov. positions
-It's near my fiancee's graduate school
-I'd prefer to practice in Orlando/Palm Beach area- if I stay in FL. FSU has connections w/firms in those areas.

I'm uneasy about it because:
-I hate northern FL.
-Outside unavoidable $$$ issue due to family problems
-I don't have a car. Not having one in Tallahassee is a hassle.

I'm considering Toledo because:
-Decently ranked
-Decent bar passage rate
-Fairly high employment stat.s and placement rates
-Full tuition waiver

I'm uneasy because:
-I really don't want to practice in Ohio
-I'm a little worried about the admin. They're nice, but they seem disorganized. Ditto for fin. aid.  I've had difficulty having questions answered.
-I know some who attends the school who mentioned that they over admit and flunk out a portion of the class. I need a 3.3 to keep my scholarship, and that makes me uneasy. However, it could be just a rumor and I feel very uneasy going on hear say.
-Not having a car will be a huge problem in Toledo

I'm considering Hamline because:
-They have a well ranked alternative dispute program/plenty of classes I am interested in.
-They're very helpful
-I would *love* to practice in the twin cities.
-It would be easy for my soon to be husband to find work there.
-Full tuition waiver + possible stipend
-Possible chance to do independent research
-I could deal without a car.
-It's the cheapest choice

I'm uneasy because:
-They have the lowest salary rate
-I'm worried that attending a 4th tier school would affect my job prospects
-If I want to practice outside of MN, I might be screwed


Thank you in advance for your input. I'm very grateful!

Where should I go next fall? / 2006 US News Rankings
« on: March 09, 2005, 06:54:21 PM »
I apologize if this has been asked before.

When does the US News release their 2006 rankings? I could have sworn that the 2005 rankings were released at the end of last March.

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