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Messages - Matthies
I'll take an insurance policy out on you so I can pay off school
Well she had everything going for her but big breasts I guess. Seems like a small, but not insignificant number of people die after elective surgery. I guess for me I'll take don't cut me open unless we go no other choice route.
I have just had another episode of seemingly random bad luck that I cannot detail here without identifying myself too readily. I know this should make me turn inward to figure out if I am somehow subconsciously self-sabotaging, but honestly, I just feel cursed. That is all.
You need a good luck vodoo doll!
::holds pounding head::
Matthies hangover cure:
Place 16 oz glas under water
Put 16 oz glass in freezer
15 mins later remove 16 oz glass
Put TWO ice cubes in 16 oz glass
Take TWO Tynoal 3's w/ codine
Remove VOKDA from frezer (placed there night before)
Fill 16 oz glass to rim with ICE COLD VOKDA
Take 1 Ambien 10 mg
Close all blinds
Turn AC down to 65
Climb in bed
Sleep till u feel normal