« on: June 23, 2008, 06:29:50 AM »
[This message was translated from Juliespeak by the Brain Cloud Clarifier 8000X, which was made available through the generosity of the American Institute for the Education of Numbnuts.]
Good day, dear friends.
As those on this site with a lick of brains already know, Julie is the Dean of Admissions, as well as Recreation Czar, of the Whotsamotta U. School of Law and Leisure Studies, best known for its oh-so-low admission standards and Floating Caribbean CampusTM.
As an occasional public service, Dean Julie--against her own judgment--makes herself available here to answer inquiries about Whotsamotta. Dean Julie has found that she can be especially helpful to those of you who are...oh dear, how might Dean Julie put these to alleviate any lack of diplomacy...limp-dicked preppies who believe they own the world.
Dean Julie knows you're out there, as she can hear you breathing. Boy, can she. So, fire away! (metaphorically speaking, of course.)
Dean Julie, your friend