« on: October 28, 2004, 04:02:31 PM »
Santa Singh decided to take the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his non-sikh friends came home.
Friend: Santa, How is your MBA preparation?
SantaSingh: Every thing is fine, but I can not understand Logic.
Friend: Logic is very easy.
Santasingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.
Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Friend: so, logically, your are married.
Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.
Santa Singh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Banta Singh who was also preparing for the MBA exam.
Santa: How is your MBA preparation?
Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Santa: Oh, logic is easy.
Banta: Please, give me an example.
Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Banta: NO, I don't.
Santa: YOU HOMO!!!
i hope nobody takes offense to this....just something to lighten the mood with the lsats ~1 month away.