Highly doubt I'll be matriculating, but here's the email. Feels good either way!
Congratulations! On behalf of the Law School administration and faculty, it is our privilege to invite you to become a member of the 2005-2006 entering class of the J. Reuben Clark Law School at Brigham Young University. Although the vast majority of our decisions will be made in January and February of 2005, you are one of a select few that the Faculty Committee on Admissions has determined merits this early offer of admission. In reaching this decision, the committee wishes to commend you for your academic excellence and preparation. An official letter of acceptance will be sent to you shortly.
We extend our warmest wishes for your holiday season and look forward to our continued association with you.
At least someone wants me.