Let's not be silly here. We're mature adults (for the most part). You should be able to say "I got into [Cooley] but everyone knows its a third tier toilet so there's no way I'd ever go" without hurting someone's feelings. We all know the rankings. We all know our LSAT and GPA. We all wrote a personal statement and essays. I think being forthcoming and just saying how you really feel shouldn't be a problem at all.
P.S. I really like the idea of an accept/reject board for easy reference.
You should try to create an online app at GULC and see if it lets you submit without payment. Make sure you input your SSN and name exactly as it is in your LSDAS file so their database will recognize you.
BTW, did you say that you were interested in Washington DC in your file? I think thats how some of the waivers are determined: high scores + interest in that state.