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Law School Admissions / Re: Is the G-Spot a myth?
« on: September 25, 2004, 10:59:51 PM »

am i using you?
it feels like
i am using you

am i taking something
from you?
it feels like
you are giving something
to me

the mattress
is not getting it

the coiled springs squeak, but
they are not getting it

the purple orchid
wilting in warm water
in a glass mason jar
on the sundrenched windowsill
is not getting it

the walls are watching
but they are not getting it

i am getting it—
and i hope that you are, too

i follow the sound
of heavy breathing

i follow the sound
that lingers between laughter
and moans

tasting the trail
of orgasm
is another kind of seeing
akin to antspeech or
homeward honeybees

the warm threshold of it
is instantly recognizable
and warrants a slow deliberate welcome
you can say
the same thing
about birth
about death

some people
call this coincidence

probably the same people
who call this ‘f-ing’
but you and i
begin and end

sculpting time together

name another art   
that applies all five senses

we can be violent
we can be greedy
we can be giving
we can be silly
we can be dogs
we can be plants
we can be elsewhere

@#!* poetry.

General Off-Topic Board / Re: The DOWNY Advice Page
« on: September 22, 2004, 11:41:45 PM »
is that you, daryl, you byatch?  goddamn you, DOWNY.  daryl, you touch my tater tots and it's your ass, muthafucka...

Dear Downy,

A few weeks ago I put a sticky on the fridge notifying my roommate of how much money he owes me.  He has yet to pay me and I have noticed that the sticky has mysteriously disappeared.  How should I handle this situation?

If he has any utilities or common expense in his name you're home free. Simply refuse payment and use the money you would owe to square away the debt.

If he doesn't, then you need to start eating his food with reckless abandon, until the amount is recovered.

If this isn't an option, pretend to be drunk and beat the *&^% out of him. He can't get too mad later on because you were drunk. Then just say, "Yeah, when I'm drunk I just can't control myself if someone owes me money. Good thing I didn't kill you, heh heh. By the way, I'm going to the bar tonight."

Studying for the LSAT / Re: feel like giving up
« on: September 22, 2004, 11:25:05 PM »
don't listen to them baby, they just don't know.  @#!* that law school shizzy.  if you want, i can get you a real good gig as a breakfast cereal beta tester at kellog's in battle creek, michigan.  it's steady work in a reliable industry; mugs ain't about to quit eatin' breakfast cereal, let me tell you.  real estate around around battle creek is a buyer's market, too; we got a walmart and everything.  i imagine you can save enough to have a place of your own inside of five or six years, no sweat.  but if you need a place to crash while you get your set together, you're welcome to come stay with me at my place.  i've got a prime spot tucked away in one of the most exclusive transportable living parks in kalamazoo.  took me a while of hard work to get here, but it was worth it in the long run; we're getting equipped with cable modem in november!  let me know and i'll work it out with the wife.  you like kids, right?

Studying for the LSAT / Re: How would you diagram this sentence?
« on: September 22, 2004, 04:36:58 PM »
why are you all assuming alex is male?

baby, i love it when you stick it to me like that.  you fine mf, i see you now, lol...

General Off-Topic Board / Re: Who would be your life partner?
« on: September 22, 2004, 04:31:31 PM »
You sure got into that story for a "straight" guy.  ;)

i'll take that as a compliment, love.  by the way... you are quite fine.  you are one fine mf, lol.  no offense to my man abs, but that was nothing compared to what i'd do to you.  first, i'd turn the lights down low.  mix you a chilled lillet...

Studying for the LSAT / Re: How would you diagram this sentence?
« on: September 22, 2004, 08:48:11 AM »
Alex will go grocery shopping while naked.

Alex has balls.  The cops will be wearing white rubber surgical gloves when they put the cuffs on.  They will be wary of his teeth and toenails.

General Off-Topic Board / Re: Who would be your life partner?
« on: September 22, 2004, 01:21:53 AM »
Three straight women and a gay man.  Definitely the makings of an orgy...

if i was gay, I'd do you, totalbs247, cause ya got heart, balls and no shame.  i like that.  i'd first turn the lights down low.  mix you a chilled lillet.  spin marvin gaye's "i want you" on the stereo, then sink into the couch, opposite you.  kick back, sip my drink and just stare at your ass, smiling, saying nothing, we both know what time it is.  i'd casually put my feet in your lap.  if you took no offense to that action, i'd slide the warm sole of my bare foot over your denimed cock, lol...

barring any visible signs of resistance, it would be on, then.  as long as you're not opposed to getting tapped from the rear.  because that would have to happen.  oiled latexed penetration.  all up in yo' ass.  all night long.  with the unwieldly size of my beast you'd walk funny for a few days, but with few regrets i promise you, lol...

General Off-Topic Board / Re: L.S.D. Confessional
« on: September 22, 2004, 12:51:15 AM »
What do you have to confess?

I spent an entire hour on L.S.D. and now i feel like crap.

I confess:  I envy your small penis...

General Off-Topic Board / Re: The DOWNY Advice Page
« on: September 22, 2004, 12:20:12 AM »
oh hells no.  smokey is from detroit.  speak on, muthafucka : ) 

yo DOWNY, where are you originally from?  im curious b/c ive never lived in cold weather and if you didnt, id like to know how the winters are up there since im thinking about applying.

DOWNY's from Michigan originally. Cold weather can suck, but it's never been too bad. Mostly it's just an annoyance and can make driving bad.

General Off-Topic Board / Re: The DOWNY Advice Page
« on: September 22, 2004, 12:00:14 AM »
This appeals to you...doesn't it?

... he typed, bitterly, stabbing the "post" button.  Sat back in the chair.  Brow knit in consternation, he once more fished his squishy, child-sized tool out of his underpants.  Looked at it.  Nope, there was no getting around it; it was still small, and it still smelled like cheese...

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