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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Age you would like to get married
« on: September 26, 2004, 09:40:03 PM »
when she can pry my cock outa my cold dead hand...
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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Age you would like to get married« on: September 26, 2004, 09:40:03 PM »
when she can pry my cock outa my cold dead hand...
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Law School Applications / Re: Is the G-Spot a myth?« on: September 26, 2004, 12:59:51 AM »
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am i using you? it feels like i am using you am i taking something from you? it feels like you are giving something to me the mattress is not getting it the coiled springs squeak, but they are not getting it the purple orchid wilting in warm water in a glass mason jar on the sundrenched windowsill is not getting it the walls are watching but they are not getting it i am getting it— and i hope that you are, too i follow the sound of heavy breathing i follow the sound that lingers between laughter and moans tasting the trail of orgasm is another kind of seeing akin to antspeech or homeward honeybees the warm threshold of it is instantly recognizable and warrants a slow deliberate welcome you can say the same thing about birth about death some people call this coincidence probably the same people who call this ‘f-ing’ but you and i begin and end sculpting time together name another art that applies all five senses we can be violent we can be greedy we can be giving we can be silly we can be dogs we can be plants we can be elsewhere @#!* poetry. 23
General Off-Topic Board / Re: The DOWNY Advice Page« on: September 23, 2004, 01:41:45 AM »
is that you, daryl, you byatch? goddamn you, DOWNY. daryl, you touch my tater tots and it's your ass, muthafucka...
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LSAT horror stories / Re: feel like giving up« on: September 23, 2004, 01:25:05 AM »
don't listen to them baby, they just don't know. @#!* that law school shizzy. if you want, i can get you a real good gig as a breakfast cereal beta tester at kellog's in battle creek, michigan. it's steady work in a reliable industry; mugs ain't about to quit eatin' breakfast cereal, let me tell you. real estate around around battle creek is a buyer's market, too; we got a walmart and everything. i imagine you can save enough to have a place of your own inside of five or six years, no sweat. but if you need a place to crash while you get your set together, you're welcome to come stay with me at my place. i've got a prime spot tucked away in one of the most exclusive transportable living parks in kalamazoo. took me a while of hard work to get here, but it was worth it in the long run; we're getting equipped with cable modem in november! let me know and i'll work it out with the wife. you like kids, right?
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Studying for the LSAT / Re: How would you diagram this sentence?« on: September 22, 2004, 06:36:58 PM »why are you all assuming alex is male? baby, i love it when you stick it to me like that. you fine mf, i see you now, lol... 26
General Off-Topic Board / Re: Who would be your life partner?« on: September 22, 2004, 06:31:31 PM »You sure got into that story for a "straight" guy. i'll take that as a compliment, love. by the way... you are quite fine. you are one fine mf, lol. no offense to my man abs, but that was nothing compared to what i'd do to you. first, i'd turn the lights down low. mix you a chilled lillet... 27
Studying for the LSAT / Re: How would you diagram this sentence?« on: September 22, 2004, 10:48:11 AM »Alex will go grocery shopping while naked. Alex has balls. The cops will be wearing white rubber surgical gloves when they put the cuffs on. They will be wary of his teeth and toenails. 28
General Off-Topic Board / Re: Who would be your life partner?« on: September 22, 2004, 03:21:53 AM »Three straight women and a gay man. Definitely the makings of an orgy... if i was gay, I'd do you, totalbs247, cause ya got heart, balls and no shame. i like that. i'd first turn the lights down low. mix you a chilled lillet. spin marvin gaye's "i want you" on the stereo, then sink into the couch, opposite you. kick back, sip my drink and just stare at your ass, smiling, saying nothing, we both know what time it is. i'd casually put my feet in your lap. if you took no offense to that action, i'd slide the warm sole of my bare foot over your denimed cock, lol... barring any visible signs of resistance, it would be on, then. as long as you're not opposed to getting tapped from the rear. because that would have to happen. oiled latexed penetration. all up in yo' ass. all night long. with the unwieldly size of my beast you'd walk funny for a few days, but with few regrets i promise you, lol... 29
General Off-Topic Board / Re: L.S.D. Confessional« on: September 22, 2004, 02:51:15 AM »What do you have to confess? I confess: I envy your small penis... 30
General Off-Topic Board / Re: The DOWNY Advice Page« on: September 22, 2004, 02:20:12 AM »
oh hells no. smokey is from detroit. speak on, muthafucka : )
yo DOWNY, where are you originally from? im curious b/c ive never lived in cold weather and if you didnt, id like to know how the winters are up there since im thinking about applying. |