is that you, daryl, you byatch? goddamn you, DOWNY. daryl, you touch my tater tots and it's your ass, muthafucka...
A few weeks ago I put a sticky on the fridge notifying my roommate of how much money he owes me. He has yet to pay me and I have noticed that the sticky has mysteriously disappeared. How should I handle this situation?
If he has any utilities or common expense in his name you're home free. Simply refuse payment and use the money you would owe to square away the debt.
If he doesn't, then you need to start eating his food with reckless abandon, until the amount is recovered.
If this isn't an option, pretend to be drunk and beat the *&^% out of him. He can't get too mad later on because you were drunk. Then just say, "Yeah, when I'm drunk I just can't control myself if someone owes me money. Good thing I didn't kill you, heh heh. By the way, I'm going to the bar tonight."