Are you from the "Gret Stet of Looziana?" Do you know who originated that tag-line? Do you attend: LSU, Tulane, Loyola, La Tech, ULL or "Slow Learners University"? Do you know what Huey P.Long's middle name is? Do you live in a parish? Have you ever loved the French Quarter in the daytime but hated it at night? Do you suck the heads? Do you know what gumbo file is? Do you know where the longest bridge in the world is? Have you ever ended up a bachelor party at Rick's? Are you my sunshine? Does the word "Bunkie" make you laugh? Do you know the difference between crawfish etouffee and crawfish creole? Do you know who "Archie Who" is? Have you ever said, "Who Dat" or "Cha-Ching?" Have you ever eaten at The Trolley Stop or Camelia Grill at 6 a.m.? Do you throw the bad beads back? Are you familiar with the Chinese Bandits, "The Earthquake Game", or "Bring Back the Magic?". Did you take a fieldtrip in elementary school ("grammar school" if you are from New Orleans) to the Tabasco factory at Avery Island? Have you ever referred to Alexandria as "Alek"? Have you ever gambled on a riverboat? Do you know how to pronounce the word "Geaux"? Are you tall enough to reach the bar? Do you hate anyone with the last name "Booty"? Dou you know what Zydeco is? Do you know what day Endymion runs or who was the Grand Marshall? Have you ever "made groceries"? Do you refuse to use your blinker when changing lanes? Do the words "new bridge" and "old bridge" mean anything to you? Have you never paid a property tax? Have you legally been fired without having been given a reason? Have you donated a Christmas tree to save the coastline? Do you remember Hurricane Andrew? Do you have a cousin that used to work offshore? Did you ever get a coconut at Zulu? Do you know what day Endymion rolls? Does "Bacchus" sound more like a parade than a god? Have you ever proudly boasted, "At least we're not Mississippi!"? Do you have a fishing camp? Have you ever been tubing? Do you drink Abita or Dixie beer? Barq's root beer? Do you eat muffallatas, jambalaya, andouille, crawfish, poboys, red beans and rice, oysters, boudin, cous cous, hog's head cheese, bananas foster and bread pudding. Do you consider alligator to be food? Can you pronounce the names: Prejean, Melancon, Savoie, Guidry, Patin, Gaudet, Fontenot, Comeaux, and Arcement? Do you know an Aggie joke or a "Boudreaux and Thibodeaux" joke? Do you think Algiers is in Jefferson Parish? Have you ever seen a cockroach fly? Do you know what gets dumped into a 10-gallon pot with artichokes, corn, potatoes, garlic cloves, lemons, mushrooms, sausage, and celery? Do you hate when Baton Rouge and New Orleans are referred to as "Cajun" or "on the Bayou"? Do your State politics make national news? Are you from Sportsman's Paradise? Are you from Louisiana, go to school in Louisiana, or plan on going to school in Louisiana?
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