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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: ION, ETA.
« on: July 20, 2007, 03:55:55 PM »
SFLSD: Scrabble makes us lick chode.

I thought your father made you do that  :-\

Choosing the Right Law School / Re: Job prospects in the T14
« on: July 18, 2007, 03:23:24 PM »
True dat!

::runs and hides his stash::

Choosing the Right Law School / Re: Job prospects in the T14
« on: July 18, 2007, 02:43:46 PM »
Well I see what you are saying, but they both worked in criminal prosecution, and I was providing you with an example of two people who chose that career.  They eventually came over to the Dark Side, but they paid their dues with years of public service to the US Gov't.

Choosing the Right Law School / Re: Job prospects in the T14
« on: July 18, 2007, 01:30:00 PM »
I work at Jones Day, Los Angeles.  Look at these two guys in our office who both came over from the US Attorneys office...  They def. don't fit your profile of bottom 1/3 slackers.  Your kinda talking out your @ss.  The partner was a clerk for Sandra Day O'Connor.  I would imagine that would lateral you in fairly high in the BigLaw ballgame, but he took that experience and went to work for the US Gov't.  Hersham was a Berkley/Yale grad who went to the US Attorneys office.


Let's get back on topic here.  Tell me why Loyola (LA) is a TTT.

General Off-Topic Board / Re: Ron Mexico indicted!
« on: July 17, 2007, 09:04:21 PM »
Vick likes to use that alias when he is checking into hotels.  I think it was revealed when he was sued for knowingly infecting a woman/women with herpes.  Here is the Wikipedia info re Ron Mexico...

Ron Mexico lawsuit

In March 2005 a woman named Sonya Elliott filed a civil lawsuit against Vick alleging she contracted genital herpes from Vick and that he failed to inform her that he had the disease.[13] Elliot further alleged that Vick had visited clinics under the alias "Ron Mexico" to get treatments and thus he knew of his condition. This led to a deluge of fans ordering customized #7 Atlanta Falcons jerseys on with the name "Mexico" on the back.[14] Due to the media interest surrounding the case, the National Football League disallowed the use of the jersey/name combination two days after the lawsuit. On April 24, 2006 Vick's attorney revealed that the lawsuit had settled out of court with a undisclosed settlement.[15]

Video game developer Midway Games has alluded to Vick and his Ron Mexico alter-ego in their 2006 title, Blitz: The League. Due to Midway's loss of the National Football League license (EA Sports now has exclusive NFL licensing), all teams and players in the game are fictitious. However, the "Washington Redhawks"' star quarterback is a mobile, left-handed passer named "Mike Mexico."

General Off-Topic Board / Lawyer Jokes
« on: July 17, 2007, 05:16:28 PM »
Post your best lawyer jokes here.  I'll start.

A woman told her physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure that it was a good idea.
The doctor asked: "Do you enjoy it?"
She said that she loves it.
He asked: "Does it hurt?"
She said that it feels wonderful.
The doctor then told her: "Well, then there's no reason that you shouldn't have anal sex, just take care not to get pregnant."
The surprised woman asked: "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"
The doctor replied: "Sure. Where do you think lawyers come from."

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