Would you rather be in Kim Kadashians sex video or Paris Hilton's sex video or Pamela/Tommy sex video???
That is easy. Kim, and I am the only dude present. Paris? No way, not even a handful to grab onto and god knows what she's got. Pamela, we already know what she's got, hepatitis, kid rock learned that the hard way, plus having Tommy there too would just be very wrong.
Would you rather: vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zip code OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
Get sex tips from a creepy digital paper clip or just cut to the chase (many times over) ...
as a hedonistic egoist, i'll take the orgasms!
Would you rather: have every orgasm witnessed by your mom (yes, this counts the solitary ones) OR in front of the Pope?
the Pope. Either way I'm going to hell, the Pope watching wouldn't affect anything.
besides the former would lead to many awkward post-bar moments, not to mention my mom helps me pay my bills
I'd pick the Pope to (My mom is still in denial).
Would you rather be dumb as a rock and attractive to everyone of the opposite sex (or same sex, if applicable) or ugly as hell and extremely intelligent (with a score of 180 and Ivy league schools included)?
That's a good one...
my initial feeling was ugly and smart, but i changed my mind. brad pitt-ish and dumb would be the way to go because: a) when you're that dumb you don't know any better (i.e. ignorance is bliss), b) if i was that dumb i definitely wouldn't be going to law school (which many would argue is a smart thing), and c) hotties in hollywood (jessica simpson comes to mind) are a perfect example of how people can overlook stupidity if you're gorgeous.
So let's recap:
1. you don't know you're dumb, so you don't care
2. NO LAW SCHOOL, nuff said
3. you're gorgeous and get mad tail and everyone still loves you even though you're a moron!!
BRING ON THE DUMBNESS