the examples were attempts at humour. We understand that you have none. We forgive you for that.
We still require that you support that you have and will serve humanity to a greater degree by putting in hundreds and hundreds fewer hours of study.
Your LSAT score, please? And don't lie, we know when you are lying.
If I volunteered 5 hours of my time, it would better serve humanity--in that vein, I think I volunteered maybe 7.
My LSAT score was 178.
It should be noted that my original post was largely in jest as well, though your talking in the first person plural is kind of creepy.