« on: July 27, 2007, 10:37:01 AM »
Say what you mean. This one is serious.
if your telling us your problems, your obviously broke and we will tell you how to fix it
for empathy/sympathy, you have gf's...
I'd do a single mom, but then I'm not picky. I'd just put hot sauce in the condom after I was done with it, in case she got any turkey baster ideas.
Or you could just flush the condom. /shrug
Thinking about the average money grubbing single mom slut basting with hot sauce is funnier.
That'd be quite an infection.
Depends what I would be doing when making the money.
Guys will cry when you give them a real sports massage.
its okay for you to do yoga. dont bring us into it. if you want to go lift weights or play basketball we'd be happy to teach you.
How bout baseball? I could use a little help with my swing.
That's acceptable. It's all in the wrists.
Oh yeah? I used to play the drums, that's all about the wrists too. I'm sure I'd be a natural with a bat.
I bet you would.
Do you have a real bat? Cause the aluminum ones suck and I'd rather practice with a real wooden one.
I'm incredulous. Um... yes, I have a wooden bat.
Pshaw. Don't be.
I'm really picky about how my back is touched... I hate a digging feeling... I like broader pressure, but not like digging thumbs into my muscles. It makes me laugh as if I were being tickled, but it's really unpleasant.
you sound like someone in need of a ticklin...
I don't really like getting massages. But that's probably just me being neurotic.