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Hmm.  I've got my eyes on those voting for me.

Brito, did you really vote yourself most sexually deprived?  So, many, confirmed, stereotypes.

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1.) Most likely to succeed.  ~Judge Smails
2.) Least likely to succeed.  ~Dashrashi
3.) Smartest ~Judge Smails
4.) Funniest ~Judge Smails
5.) Best looking from self tar pic (Male or Female) ~N/A
6.) Best/funniest/smartest Troll ~Anne Frank's Corpse
7.) Worst/stupidest Troll ~Julie Fern
8.) Most annoying. ~ Julie Fern
9.) Most sexually deprived. ~John Stuffs
10.) Future SCOTUS justice ~Judge Smails

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Smails and I just made love.
« on: May 03, 2007, 08:22:22 PM »
Haha, yeah us dirty injuns. Better not to associate with me.

He thinks so. Just want to raise the warning flag. (See a thread he just bumped today. Something like "I never have to read anything about (Rant)." He used to be known as Lsatie.)

Dash, Smails and I had a long heart-to-heart last night, in the afterglow, about the hurtful things he's said in past posts.  You see, deep down he's really kind of bashful and insecure, but also a sweetheart.  I told him that if he wants to make amends, if he wants to mend relations, if he wants to drop the facade and be accepted for who he is -- in short, if he wants to be accepted as an equal, a friend, in LSD circles -- he's going to have to stop spewing hate speech and just, just be himself.  Because that's pretty damn good, in my opinion.

Well, we both wept for the longest time, and then made love again.  Then he revealed to me that he only says these terrible things because his parents were rabid Neo-Nazis, and he learned from a young age that the best way to win approval was to insult minorities as vigorously as possible.  He and his brother even toured the south as a singing duo solely to win their parents' love and respect.  Here is a picture:

   

So adorable.  I've asked him to grow his beautiful blonde hair long again, and he said he'd think about it.  He has the most angelic singing voice, but I just wish he wouldn't use it to sing so many Nazi hate ballads; it's much better suited for Michael McDonald love songs, and Syd Barret-esque whimsy.  You can see, in his more recent, more sensitive posts, that he's really making an effort to reach out to you guys.  Just give him a chance, gang. 


If I could escape
I would, but first of all let me say
I must apologize for acting, stinking, treating you this way
Cause I've been acting like sour milk fell on the floor
It's your fault you didn't shut the refridgerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold

If I could escape
And re-create a place as my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?

If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
Forever, we can make it better
Tell me boy, Now wouldn't that be sweet?
Sweet escape

You let me down
I'm at my lowest boiling point
Come help me out
I need to get me out of this joint
Come on, let's bounce
Counting on you to turn me around
Instead of clowning around let's look for some common ground

So baby, times getting a little crazy
I've been getting a little lazy
Waiting for you to come save me
I can see that you're angry
By the way the you treat me
Hopefully you don't leave me
Want to take you with me

If I could escape
And re-create a place as my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?

If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
Forever, we can make it better
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
Sweet escape

If I could escape

Cause I've been acting like sour milk fell on the floor
It's your fault you didn't shut the refridgerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold

If I could escape
And re-create a place in my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?

If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
Forever, we can make it better
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?
Sweet escape

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Holy Hell, 17 more WL's today bringing the grand total to 120.

Compared to 81 last year.


I honestly don't understand.  Why the fale hope, Tobmeister?

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Looks good on you, though.

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You clearly need to get laid.

The force is strong in this one. 

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yes

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It did.

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Please, I'd be in either of those girls panties before I even put effort into it.

...But from what I'm hearing about Michigan law girls, that's not a good thing.

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John the club.  Jolie claims not to like me either, but I'm pretty sure it's just unrealized sexual tension.

Unrealized?  I @#!* whomever I want to.  But you're 12 years old, and quasi-retarded.

umm, congrats?

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