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What's the age of consent in hypothetical state?

If it is 16 or under, I'd ride her twice. 

Then take her home to her parents, explain that I found her at a bar and she was trying to pick up guys for sex, and tell her than I've already had a heart-to-heart with the girl and she doesn't need any further punishment.

The mother (single or divorced, no doubt) would then hump me twice out of gratitude.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: TAKING AND GIVING DRUNK ?'s
« on: May 04, 2007, 04:02:54 AM »
MY question: why do hot girls hang out with fat whores?

Various reasons: boost self-esteem by always being hotter/smarter/classier than someone else; as cover for when she gets too drunk to control her impulses, and she doesn't want to go home with "the wrong guy".

Rimshot

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: TAKING AND GIVING DRUNK ?'s
« on: May 04, 2007, 04:00:34 AM »
Do I know she's 16?

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: TAKING AND GIVING DRUNK ?'s
« on: May 04, 2007, 03:57:42 AM »
MY question: why do hot girls hang out with fat whores?

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: TAKING AND GIVING DRUNK ?'s
« on: May 04, 2007, 03:55:37 AM »
Would you rather give a man a blowjob on live TV or eat a piece of sh*t?

Dude.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: TAKING AND GIVING DRUNK ?'s
« on: May 04, 2007, 03:55:09 AM »
Just remember that self-esteem is on a bell curve. 1-3 and 8-10 are the lowest zones, 4-7 are the highest. Where does she fall?

I'd say 7-9, which makes it a toughy.  She seemed a little shy and softspoken so I'm pretty sure there's low self esteem I can exploit.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: TAKING AND GIVING DRUNK ?'s
« on: May 04, 2007, 03:51:54 AM »
To be a gentlemen.  Sex comes soon enough.

I could be a male private part and try to get on her fine ass Saturday, but if I play this one straight I could get it more than once.

She's f-ing smoking.  It's highly prestigous and highly worth it.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: TAKING AND GIVING DRUNK ?'s
« on: May 04, 2007, 03:46:48 AM »
How much of what did you drink?

It's a little fuzzy.  It got a little out of control.

started out with 5-6 consecutive Jamesons at home to get me warm before going out im not much of an irish whiskey guy but I had an urge today

ran into rich guy I lived near freshman year he stayed and talked and bought table a bunch of drinks

had a few more drinks, tried to dance, failed per usual, took the girl I was dancing with back to table because I couldn't stand any more humiliation

bought me and her a few more rounds, she gets drunk

get cockblocked by her fat f-ing whore of a friend, she leaves

have a few more drinks with friends.

several people buy "graduation shots" for the table (a few of our friends are leaving tomorrow or over the weekend)

Sorry to hear about that, but where the hell was your wingman?

Still on for this weekend with LSAT girl?

I hope so.  She cancelled tutoring tonight because she said she hadnt had enuogh time to practice.  I'm supposed to tutor her then take her out on SAturday

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: TAKING AND GIVING DRUNK ?'s
« on: May 04, 2007, 03:45:54 AM »
Have you ever kissed a woman?

Yes.  Tried and failed to @#!* ex-girlfriend tonight after being cockblocked.

She isn't a fan of drunken Smails

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: TAKING AND GIVING DRUNK ?'s
« on: May 04, 2007, 03:36:03 AM »
How much of what did you drink?

It's a little fuzzy.  It got a little out of control.

started out with 5-6 consecutive Jamesons at home to get me warm before going out im not much of an irish whiskey guy but I had an urge today

ran into rich guy I lived near freshman year he stayed and talked and bought table a bunch of drinks

had a few more drinks, tried to dance, failed per usual, took the girl I was dancing with back to table because I couldn't stand any more humiliation

bought me and her a few more rounds, she gets drunk

get cockblocked by her fat f-ing whore of a friend, she leaves

have a few more drinks with friends.

several people buy "graduation shots" for the table (a few of our friends are leaving tomorrow or over the weekend)


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