I'm single for the first time in 16 months as of yesterday. I have completely forgotten how to talk to a woman who hasn't showered with me. I might just marry a mountain until I matriculate, then try to rediscover my once-stellar mojo. I also might corner the first two-legged woman I see and ask her if she would like to embark on a Sex and the City marathon while I rub her feet and spoon-feed her Ben & Jerry's. Either one, we'll see how I feel.