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Where should I go next fall? / Re: Getting a girlfriend
« on: February 05, 2007, 05:23:58 PM »
I'm single for the first time in 16 months as of yesterday.  I have completely forgotten how to talk to a woman who hasn't showered with me.  I might just marry a mountain until I matriculate, then try to rediscover my once-stellar mojo.  I also might corner the first two-legged woman I see and ask her if she would like to embark on a Sex and the City marathon while I rub her feet and spoon-feed her Ben & Jerry's.  Either one, we'll see how I feel.

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Where should I go next fall? / Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« on: February 05, 2007, 05:08:17 PM »
It's true, it's true.  Sure they had to fire a few faculty members to put in the steamroom, but there is nothing Stuart Scott can't teach me...booya Your Honor!

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: The Stalking Thread
« on: February 05, 2007, 05:04:08 PM »
I came back from a week of wallowing on a mountainside because the fantasy that Curious George is looking for ME gets me out of bed in the morning; does that count as stalking? 

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Law School Rankings / Re: List your 2 most coveted schools
« on: February 05, 2007, 04:52:04 PM »
Fix it, Steve.

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Where should I go next fall? / Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« on: February 05, 2007, 04:44:19 PM »
Yes, that gym does rock.  What does not rock, however, are the piles of antique computer parts that adorn many of the library's secluded study rooms.  Perhaps they could have paid the man who was installing the high-def TV's above the treadmills to remove the dot-matrix printers rendering numerous study carrels inoperable.

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Law School Rankings / Re: List your 2 most coveted schools
« on: February 05, 2007, 04:26:56 PM »
Harvard
Columbia
Hard Knocks
Penn?

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Law School Applications / Re: HAVVHHHARRRDD ding
« on: February 05, 2007, 04:16:16 PM »
I got my rejection on a day when most received deferrals.  Some would take this as an affront, but I thought, man, they printed a special letter just for my inconceivable ass.

For those intrigued by the subtleties of New England accents, the proper Rhode Islandese pronunciation of Harvard is "Hahvid."  Your stereotypical Masshole would soften the second syllable, uttering something akin to "Hahvahd."  Don't let those two R's fool you; the letter simply does not exist.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Rate the avatar of the poster above you!
« on: February 05, 2007, 04:10:45 PM »
On first glance, the inviting violet of our caped avenger's unitard inspires one to hop on board this underdog's bandwagon, but upon closer inspection, the prominence of fuchsia accoutrements makes one ponder "is he a longshot for a reason?" 6/10

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Where should I go next fall? / Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« on: February 05, 2007, 04:00:42 PM »
GULC
1. Hmmmm...we have an influx of cash.
2. What should we do with it?
3. Build a gymnasium!

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Where should I go next fall? / Re: this sucks..Yale vs. NYU full ride
« on: February 05, 2007, 03:54:53 PM »
Bringing him back brings me back.

For the sake of the integrity of our future profession, I am willing to wager that not one YLS student confuses your and you're, especially in a two-word sentence.   

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