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General Off-Topic Board / Re: The most annoying commercials ever
« on: July 28, 2006, 01:04:41 AM »
dudes -- What about the Burger King commercial with the guy in the chicken suit going off a jump on a motocross bike?  Am I the only one who thinks the words to the jingle sound like "Big...f*cking chicken"? 

It's making me crazy trying to figure out what else that could be.

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I think the Israelis are showing a good deal more restraint than they're obligated to.

We need to stop pretending that all cultures are capable of getting along with all other cultures.  They can't now and they probably never will.  The only thing that truly separates us from the animals is that we don't just kill over resources and territory; we kill over ideologies too.  That's just human nature.  I wish it weren’t true.  So for now, you just have to pick your team and make sure it survives and flourishes over all others who would challenge its survival.  I'm not asserting that we're more righteous than anyone else.  From my perspective, it's not a matter of good versus evil or right versus wrong.  It's just my team/culture versus anyone who would take such offense to my team/culture that they would be willing to kill me or my comrades.  The guy on the other side has every right to feel the same -- I'm no hypocrite.

For example, fundamentalist Islamic culture will always feel displaced by the ever-broadening influence of the more liberal western culture.  There really isn't much we can do about this.  This western cultural "impingement" occurs even in a passive sense, in places we haven't "offended their land" by putting “boots on the ground.”  In many cases it happens through exposure of Islamic youth to western music, movies, TV, Internet, and other widely available media.  There is clearly a significant moral divide between fundamentalist Islam and the more liberal western ideologies seeping into their territories.  Any culture that is feeling displaced will naturally become defensive, and will react in some way to protect itself.  Rather than appealing to the world in a more diplomatic sense, fundamentalist Islam has determined that their best reaction strategy is to become rabid and violent toward us and our allies.  Fair enough.  Now we have to react accordingly to protect ourselves from their reaction.

Do you agree with my analysis?  Why or why not?

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Where should I go next fall? / Re: USF v. Southwestern
« on: June 29, 2006, 12:09:13 AM »
I've got one more semester to go at SW, and frankly, I've enjoyed the hell out of my experience at this school.  If whatever law school you attend ends up preventing you from being successful, then you suck, not the school.  We all start out with the grandest of dreams; but when you don't exactly get what you wished for at square one, you just need to lift your head and attack the opportunities in front of you.  In the long run, that kind of attitude will overcome any of the deficiencies you percieve regarding your current options.  You'll end up looking back at some point and realizing that there was no deficiency in the first place -- it was all in your head.

Just as an example of why I'm so pleased with SW, I'm currently taking Trial Advocacy with The Honorable Charles W. McCoy Jr..  This man is presently the supervising judge over more than 250 civil courts in Los Angeles.  He was an attorney/partner in a major LA firm for seventeen years, before becoming a judge in 1992.  He's written books, etc.  I could go on about his qualifications.  In addition, our classroom is one of, if not the most, state-of-the-art mock courtrooms in the U.S.  I couldn't imagine wanting to be in any other school learning this skill from any other professor.

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Well I have never eaten p-ssy but ...
A woman's jaw starts to hurt afer a while ... the action required is different for that activity on a female.

I get sore between my nose and my upper lip when I go down on my girlfriend.  It's like a bruising from when she bucks her pubic bone into my face.  I just accept it as the price I pay for immediate recognition of a job well done.

I actually like when a girl uses all her oral features to do me.  That includes tongue, lips, sucking, even using her teeth to bite gently.  I like the unpredictability of it...not knowing what sensation is coming next.  Another big one for me is when she whips her hair around and looks up at me submissively with those pretty eyes.  That makes me lose it right there.  It's like, "who's really in control here?"

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O boys can't we just get along? One big multi-culti hug?

Hey -- I was just showing some love for the Asian ladies out there.  I believe I've made my multi-culti contribution for the night.  ;)

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Yeah, and you're a big stud.  It's been a while since I've heard such an awesomely bad David Spade impression.

Not correct...I haven't been around 4th graders...well, since fourth grade...but given what I'm dealing with:

Hey lp4law...the 80s called...they want their putdown back...heyuck yuck yuck

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You struck some sh*t and then you decided to share it with us...

That's what I get for picking your brain.

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Wow.  Did I strike a nerve or some sh*t?

From my experience, Asian chicks generally bring the following to the mix:

1. Perfect silky skin
2. Sweet feminine voice
3. Porcelain doll-like features (e.g. hands and feet)
4. Tend to stay leaner as they get older (probably diet)
5. Cute, perky breasts
6. Beautiful, healthy dark hair

My ex was half Korean, half Greek.  She had all of the above, plus the Jennifer Aniston (Greek-like), tight, curvy body.  I loved that woman.  She had the best of everything...except the mouth wouldn't stop running.


From my experience, lp4laws generally bring the following to the mix:

1. Gross generalizations
2. Wile E. Coyote tars
3. Eddie Griffin quotes

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: POLL: What Kind of Drunk Are You?
« on: June 17, 2006, 02:42:34 AM »
Thanks for the info.  I remember you're an expert in this field.  ;)

This discussion is making me really want a Becks right now; but after 3 years of law school, I'm working on re-acquiring my six-pack (abs, not beer). 

How many calories in a beer?

A pint of Guinness has under 200 cals. Lite beers will usually be around 95 cals. Everything else... :-\

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From my experience, Asian chicks generally bring the following to the mix:

1. Perfect silky skin
2. Sweet feminine voice
3. Porcelain doll-like features (e.g. hands and feet)
4. Tend to stay leaner as they get older (probably diet)
5. Cute, perky breasts
6. Beautiful, healthy dark hair

My ex was half Korean, half Greek.  She had all of the above, plus the Jennifer Aniston (Greek-like), tight, curvy body.  I loved that woman.  She had the best of everything...except the mouth wouldn't stop running.

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