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Well I have never eaten p-ssy but ...
A woman's jaw starts to hurt afer a while ... the action required is different for that activity on a female.

I get sore between my nose and my upper lip when I go down on my girlfriend.  It's like a bruising from when she bucks her pubic bone into my face.  I just accept it as the price I pay for immediate recognition of a job well done.

I actually like when a girl uses all her oral features to do me.  That includes tongue, lips, sucking, even using her teeth to bite gently.  I like the unpredictability of it...not knowing what sensation is coming next.  Another big one for me is when she whips her hair around and looks up at me submissively with those pretty eyes.  That makes me lose it right there.  It's like, "who's really in control here?"

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O boys can't we just get along? One big multi-culti hug?

Hey -- I was just showing some love for the Asian ladies out there.  I believe I've made my multi-culti contribution for the night.  ;)

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Yeah, and you're a big stud.  It's been a while since I've heard such an awesomely bad David Spade impression.

Not correct...I haven't been around 4th graders...well, since fourth grade...but given what I'm dealing with:

Hey lp4law...the 80s called...they want their putdown back...heyuck yuck yuck

44
You struck some sh*t and then you decided to share it with us...

That's what I get for picking your brain.

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Wow.  Did I strike a nerve or some sh*t?

From my experience, Asian chicks generally bring the following to the mix:

1. Perfect silky skin
2. Sweet feminine voice
3. Porcelain doll-like features (e.g. hands and feet)
4. Tend to stay leaner as they get older (probably diet)
5. Cute, perky breasts
6. Beautiful, healthy dark hair

My ex was half Korean, half Greek.  She had all of the above, plus the Jennifer Aniston (Greek-like), tight, curvy body.  I loved that woman.  She had the best of everything...except the mouth wouldn't stop running.


From my experience, lp4laws generally bring the following to the mix:

1. Gross generalizations
2. Wile E. Coyote tars
3. Eddie Griffin quotes

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: POLL: What Kind of Drunk Are You?
« on: June 17, 2006, 12:42:34 AM »
Thanks for the info.  I remember you're an expert in this field.  ;)

This discussion is making me really want a Becks right now; but after 3 years of law school, I'm working on re-acquiring my six-pack (abs, not beer). 

How many calories in a beer?

A pint of Guinness has under 200 cals. Lite beers will usually be around 95 cals. Everything else... :-\

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From my experience, Asian chicks generally bring the following to the mix:

1. Perfect silky skin
2. Sweet feminine voice
3. Porcelain doll-like features (e.g. hands and feet)
4. Tend to stay leaner as they get older (probably diet)
5. Cute, perky breasts
6. Beautiful, healthy dark hair

My ex was half Korean, half Greek.  She had all of the above, plus the Jennifer Aniston (Greek-like), tight, curvy body.  I loved that woman.  She had the best of everything...except the mouth wouldn't stop running.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: POLL: What Kind of Drunk Are You?
« on: June 17, 2006, 12:28:52 AM »
This discussion is making me really want a Becks right now; but after 3 years of law school, I'm working on re-acquiring my six-pack (abs, not beer). 

How many calories in a beer?

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: POLL: What Kind of Drunk Are You?
« on: June 17, 2006, 12:14:20 AM »
I have a theory about this subject based on my experience.  I've noticed that people, when they get drunk, tend to act more like they wish they could be when they're sober.  For instance, the belligerent *sshole drunk is generally quite the p*ssy when he's sober.  In my case, I wish I was less intense and more relaxed most of the time.  So when I'm drunk, I pretty much just chill with a dumb smile on my face.  

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General Off-Topic Board / That Paris Hilton Song
« on: June 17, 2006, 12:08:15 AM »
http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/06/07/paris_hilton_stars_are_blind_m.html

I actually dig the song.  It's got a good hook.  And despite what others may say, I'd definitely do her.

Some of the comments on that site are funny as sh*t too.

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