Elections make LSD a boring place.
I'm impressed at your wrist dexterity.
I'm imagining her on a float. For some reason, she's dressed as the Statue of Liberty.
OMG it is so hot and miserable here and if I never wear heels again that might be too soon.
Is your AC broken?
Silly Stan! No one has AC in this part of the world. Or, no one I know anyway. It tends to be this hot for one or two weeks at the beginning of June, and one or two weeks at the end of August/beginning of September, but otherwise it stays temperate. So mostly you just suck it up for those short periods.
i slept in!
you caused a tropical storm by sleeping in?
you heard it
<-helps. The football team
::waits for Sax to show up with his spiky fauxhawk::
Apparently, you don't actually need the spiky fauxhawk for creepy gym-time blow job offers!