What about this:
The chou duofu was amazing last night. Inside the ethereal pastry was silken tofu from the Saga prefecture embraced by a pecan scented caramel sauce. The moment I bit into the confection, and the perfect pastry shell yielded to the creamy tofu and warm caramel which mingled on my palate, my eyes rolled back in my head and my night was complete.
That was kinda sexy...I'm mildly aroused.