Get married and tell your wife to get a job. Gives health insurance, freedom from the LS dating scene, and no student loans! win/win!
I don't trust anyone that wont take a drink with me... Try a watered down wine, or a tonic water, even just cranberry juice that give the appearance you're relaxing. Don hide the type of drink either. I'll suspect you're getting me drunk to take advantade of me. Really You don't actually have to drink it. No one cares, just hold it.
Is there anyway to calculate your LSDAS GPA, or do you just have to wait until LSAC gets your transcripts and figures it for you?