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Acceptances / Re: Where would you go: MICHIGAN or UCLA?
« on: June 05, 2007, 10:39:40 PM »
Michigan must rank among the most miserable states in the nation to live. Ann Arbor is nice...I live there, but the state is a hole. Save yourself.

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mine is being adorable

Who could argue with that?

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 05, 2007, 10:32:09 PM »
I'm sorry. I said in the settlement agreement I'd never sit next to you again.

Should I take the train (SEPTA, tranfer to NJ Transit in Trenton) to New York, or Greyhound?

I think Greyhound is cheaper, and slightly more annoying.

I'm a freak magnet, so every time I've taken Greyhound I end up with bipolar wackos who are off their meds talking to me, despite my best efforts to politely ignore them. Trains don't have the same problem, in my experience.

Wait a minute...were you the guy with one lens in his glasses, who was scavenging cigarette butts out of the ashtrays? Or the gangster-wanna-be who kept asking if I had any weed, even though I told you I was a DEA agent, thinking it would make you go away?

Look, a settlement is a settlement. Legally binding. You don't discuss, I don't discuss. Say, you got any weed yet?

 :-\

btw, I've heard Guam is a great place for criminal trial experience. Is that accurate?

Caught you prior to the edit...and yes, of course it is. Just last week I prosecuted a mule for eating a fetid pineapple in someone else's shanty. Big case. I'm waiting for the mule to appeal.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 05, 2007, 10:30:45 PM »
I'm sorry. I said in the settlement agreement I'd never sit next to you again.

Should I take the train (SEPTA, tranfer to NJ Transit in Trenton) to New York, or Greyhound?

I think Greyhound is cheaper, and slightly more annoying.

I'm a freak magnet, so every time I've taken Greyhound I end up with bipolar wackos who are off their meds talking to me, despite my best efforts to politely ignore them. Trains don't have the same problem, in my experience.

Wait a minute...were you the guy with one lens in his glasses, who was scavenging cigarette butts out of the ashtrays? Or the gangster-wanna-be who kept asking if I had any weed, even though I told you I was a DEA agent, thinking it would make you go away?

Look, a settlement is a settlement. Legally binding. You don't discuss, I don't discuss. Say, you got any weed yet?

 :-\

I'll take that as a no.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 05, 2007, 10:28:53 PM »
Oh, here I am in DC, being bored. 

Yeah, well, I gotta be pretty bored myself to be visiting this place...just checking in to see if any of the old-timers were around. Not too many left, it seems.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 05, 2007, 10:26:03 PM »
Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish!

How have you been?

Living the dream that is Guam Law. I got an A in coconut reclamation. How 'bout you?

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 05, 2007, 10:22:41 PM »
OMGWTFBBQ!!

Lane?!

I like BBQ. Que paso, hombre?

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hubba hubba
zing zing
baby, you got everything

come hither broccoli boy :-P

We've all gotta have a talent...mine is being a vegetable.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 05, 2007, 10:19:21 PM »
I'm sorry. I said in the settlement agreement I'd never sit next to you again.

Should I take the train (SEPTA, tranfer to NJ Transit in Trenton) to New York, or Greyhound?

I think Greyhound is cheaper, and slightly more annoying.

I'm a freak magnet, so every time I've taken Greyhound I end up with bipolar wackos who are off their meds talking to me, despite my best efforts to politely ignore them. Trains don't have the same problem, in my experience.

Wait a minute...were you the guy with one lens in his glasses, who was scavenging cigarette butts out of the ashtrays? Or the gangster-wanna-be who kept asking if I had any weed, even though I told you I was a DEA agent, thinking it would make you go away?

Look, a settlement is a settlement. Legally binding. You don't discuss, I don't discuss. Say, you got any weed yet?

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: What good is being tall?
« on: June 05, 2007, 10:16:37 PM »
I can reach stuff the short, ripped guys have to jump for.

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