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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 06, 2007, 05:59:46 PM »
You're back, you liar!

I got bored.

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Advice for law school from an old 3L:

1. Take lots of vitamins. That way your veins will be nice and sturdy and stand out. This is important for

2. Find a methamphetamine dealer. Don't smoke it or snort it; that's for the sorry saps on "Cops" that live in a Florida trailer park. Nope, inject it right on in.

3. Prepare your liver. You wanna hang with the big-time (or small-time) lawyers? You gotta drink. Don't try and have a cosmo, either. You'd better get used to martinis with the vermouth kicked in the side with an iron boot.

4. Check your glasses/contact prescription. You're going to need to be able to read extremely fine print on the cheat sheets you'll hide in your clothing during finals.

5. Stop going to church. Morals are for the uninitiated.

6. Like espresso. And no, not a skinny-uspide-down-extra-whip-frappacino...straight espresso. When you aren't mainlining dope, you're gonna need something to keep you awake.

After that, it's all pretty easy. Best of luck!

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I just tell people the stuff I've learned from watching the Peoples Court, Law and Order, Judge Mathis, Judge Judy....etc

Did someone say Judge Wapner?

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 06, 2007, 05:50:42 PM »
<-therapist!

I'll take the rapist for $800, Alex.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 05, 2007, 08:44:51 PM »
Off to bed now. Back in six or seven months. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 05, 2007, 08:41:18 PM »
Oh, here I am in DC, being bored. 

Yeah, well, I gotta be pretty bored myself to be visiting this place...just checking in to see if any of the old-timers were around. Not too many left, it seems.

T is lurking right now.  I think he's afraid to jump back in.  Chica is recovering from food poisoning.  I think Pres is still lurking about somewhere...

Yeah, I saw T. Chica needs to avoid the fetid coconuts and she'd be fine.

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Michigan must rank among the most miserable states in the nation to live. Ann Arbor is nice...I live there, but the state is a hole. Save yourself.

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mine is being adorable

Who could argue with that?

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 05, 2007, 08:32:09 PM »
I'm sorry. I said in the settlement agreement I'd never sit next to you again.

Should I take the train (SEPTA, tranfer to NJ Transit in Trenton) to New York, or Greyhound?

I think Greyhound is cheaper, and slightly more annoying.

I'm a freak magnet, so every time I've taken Greyhound I end up with bipolar wackos who are off their meds talking to me, despite my best efforts to politely ignore them. Trains don't have the same problem, in my experience.

Wait a minute...were you the guy with one lens in his glasses, who was scavenging cigarette butts out of the ashtrays? Or the gangster-wanna-be who kept asking if I had any weed, even though I told you I was a DEA agent, thinking it would make you go away?

Look, a settlement is a settlement. Legally binding. You don't discuss, I don't discuss. Say, you got any weed yet?

 :-\

btw, I've heard Guam is a great place for criminal trial experience. Is that accurate?

Caught you prior to the edit...and yes, of course it is. Just last week I prosecuted a mule for eating a fetid pineapple in someone else's shanty. Big case. I'm waiting for the mule to appeal.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 05, 2007, 08:30:45 PM »
I'm sorry. I said in the settlement agreement I'd never sit next to you again.

Should I take the train (SEPTA, tranfer to NJ Transit in Trenton) to New York, or Greyhound?

I think Greyhound is cheaper, and slightly more annoying.

I'm a freak magnet, so every time I've taken Greyhound I end up with bipolar wackos who are off their meds talking to me, despite my best efforts to politely ignore them. Trains don't have the same problem, in my experience.

Wait a minute...were you the guy with one lens in his glasses, who was scavenging cigarette butts out of the ashtrays? Or the gangster-wanna-be who kept asking if I had any weed, even though I told you I was a DEA agent, thinking it would make you go away?

Look, a settlement is a settlement. Legally binding. You don't discuss, I don't discuss. Say, you got any weed yet?

 :-\

I'll take that as a no.

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