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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 06, 2007, 08:04:14 PM »
Well, I must say you picked a most unexciting part of the state. 

It picked me.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 06, 2007, 08:03:14 PM »
Are you in Michigan?

I'm bored, too.

T gave me his TV as he's a big sweetiekins, but my channels in this hovel suck.

Oh, yes. Michigan. The armpit of the world. Gosh, I'm so glad I came here.


i thought you were in guam

The deport me for a week each month.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 06, 2007, 08:01:52 PM »
Are you in Michigan?

I'm bored, too.

T gave me his TV as he's a big sweetiekins, but my channels in this hovel suck.

Oh, yes. Michigan. The armpit of the world. Gosh, I'm so glad I came here.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 06, 2007, 08:01:24 PM »

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 06, 2007, 07:59:46 PM »
You're back, you liar!

I got bored.

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Advice for law school from an old 3L:

1. Take lots of vitamins. That way your veins will be nice and sturdy and stand out. This is important for

2. Find a methamphetamine dealer. Don't smoke it or snort it; that's for the sorry saps on "Cops" that live in a Florida trailer park. Nope, inject it right on in.

3. Prepare your liver. You wanna hang with the big-time (or small-time) lawyers? You gotta drink. Don't try and have a cosmo, either. You'd better get used to martinis with the vermouth kicked in the side with an iron boot.

4. Check your glasses/contact prescription. You're going to need to be able to read extremely fine print on the cheat sheets you'll hide in your clothing during finals.

5. Stop going to church. Morals are for the uninitiated.

6. Like espresso. And no, not a skinny-uspide-down-extra-whip-frappacino...straight espresso. When you aren't mainlining dope, you're gonna need something to keep you awake.

After that, it's all pretty easy. Best of luck!

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I just tell people the stuff I've learned from watching the Peoples Court, Law and Order, Judge Mathis, Judge Judy....etc

Did someone say Judge Wapner?

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 06, 2007, 07:50:42 PM »
<-therapist!

I'll take the rapist for $800, Alex.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 05, 2007, 10:44:51 PM »
Off to bed now. Back in six or seven months. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 05, 2007, 10:41:18 PM »
Oh, here I am in DC, being bored. 

Yeah, well, I gotta be pretty bored myself to be visiting this place...just checking in to see if any of the old-timers were around. Not too many left, it seems.

T is lurking right now.  I think he's afraid to jump back in.  Chica is recovering from food poisoning.  I think Pres is still lurking about somewhere...

Yeah, I saw T. Chica needs to avoid the fetid coconuts and she'd be fine.

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