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Current Law Students / Re: I.A.N. Study Group
« on: July 25, 2005, 08:24:47 PM »
Chalupas?

Can I get them marinated in bourbon?

Bob's Whiskey, of course!

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Current Law Students / Re: I.A.N. Study Group
« on: July 25, 2005, 07:23:27 PM »
Chalupas?

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Current Law Students / Re: Denied loans...what to do?
« on: July 07, 2005, 08:00:12 PM »
I had a similar problem--lousy credit but a solid cosigner. Thing is he's self-employed and can't verify his income (or won't, I should say). I got approved at TERI but had to back out because of the income verification. I tried THE/NorthStar, and they slid it right on through. Give them a try!

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Advice for law school from an old 3L:

1. Take lots of vitamins. That way your veins will be nice and sturdy and stand out. This is important for

2. Find a methamphetamine dealer. Don't smoke it or snort it; that's for the sorry saps on "Cops" that live in a Florida trailer park. Nope, inject it right on in.

3. Prepare your liver. You wanna hang with the big-time (or small-time) lawyers? You gotta drink. Don't try and have a cosmo, either. You'd better get used to martinis with the vermouth kicked in the side with an iron boot.

4. Check your glasses/contact prescription. You're going to need to be able to read extremely fine print on the cheat sheets you'll hide in your clothing during finals.

5. Stop going to church. Morals are for the uninitiated.

6. Like espresso. And no, not a skinny-uspide-down-extra-whip-frappacino...straight espresso. When you aren't mainlining dope, you're gonna need something to keep you awake.

After that, it's all pretty easy. Best of luck!

Still on step one?  You do know there are twelve right?

I forgot the other ones. My brain hurts.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 06, 2007, 07:15:12 PM »
OMG, why would you go to Pontiac?

It's North, but it's more ghetto than Detroit. 

Yeah, I gathered that. I had to go there for a work thing. At least it wasn't Flint.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 06, 2007, 06:35:48 PM »
Maybe you could drive North, though.

Which way is that...up? I've been to Pontiac...that's north...

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 06, 2007, 06:04:14 PM »
Well, I must say you picked a most unexciting part of the state. 

It picked me.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 06, 2007, 06:03:14 PM »
Are you in Michigan?

I'm bored, too.

T gave me his TV as he's a big sweetiekins, but my channels in this hovel suck.

Oh, yes. Michigan. The armpit of the world. Gosh, I'm so glad I came here.


i thought you were in guam

The deport me for a week each month.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 06, 2007, 06:01:52 PM »
Are you in Michigan?

I'm bored, too.

T gave me his TV as he's a big sweetiekins, but my channels in this hovel suck.

Oh, yes. Michigan. The armpit of the world. Gosh, I'm so glad I came here.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: SFLSD: Verbigeration.
« on: June 06, 2007, 06:01:24 PM »

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