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Current Law Students / Re: I.A.N. Study Group
« on: July 25, 2005, 07:24:47 PM »Chalupas?
Can I get them marinated in bourbon?
Bob's Whiskey, of course!
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Chalupas?
Can I get them marinated in bourbon?
Advice for law school from an old 3L:
1. Take lots of vitamins. That way your veins will be nice and sturdy and stand out. This is important for
2. Find a methamphetamine dealer. Don't smoke it or snort it; that's for the sorry saps on "Cops" that live in a Florida trailer park. Nope, inject it right on in.
3. Prepare your liver. You wanna hang with the big-time (or small-time) lawyers? You gotta drink. Don't try and have a cosmo, either. You'd better get used to martinis with the vermouth kicked in the side with an iron boot.
4. Check your glasses/contact prescription. You're going to need to be able to read extremely fine print on the cheat sheets you'll hide in your clothing during finals.
5. Stop going to church. Morals are for the uninitiated.
6. Like espresso. And no, not a skinny-uspide-down-extra-whip-frappacino...straight espresso. When you aren't mainlining dope, you're gonna need something to keep you awake.
After that, it's all pretty easy. Best of luck!
Still on step one? You do know there are twelve right?
OMG, why would you go to Pontiac?
It's North, but it's more ghetto than Detroit.
Maybe you could drive North, though.
Well, I must say you picked a most unexciting part of the state.
Are you in Michigan?
I'm bored, too.
T gave me his TV as he's a big sweetiekins, but my channels in this hovel suck.
Oh, yes. Michigan. The armpit of the world. Gosh, I'm so glad I came here.
i thought you were in guam
Are you in Michigan?
I'm bored, too.
T gave me his TV as he's a big sweetiekins, but my channels in this hovel suck.
<-therapist!
I'll take the rapist for $800, Alex.
swords for $1000