Since 2LMan already has a SA job, the only obstacle in his path is the hiring committee finding out that he's "2LMan" and not making him an offer.
I wonder if he has the balls to tell us which firm he's going to so that we can contact the firm and let them know the quality of person they are hiring. I'm guessing no.
This is just absurd. Additionally, you have no idea the type of person I am on a day-to-day basis. I volunteer, I give back to my community, all things that I'm betting most of you talking down to me don't have time for in your busy little lives. Just because I skip the sensitivities on an internet forum and tell it like it is doesn't make me a horrible person.
Nonetheless, you are entitled to your skewed opinion. Good luck to you. This argument is getting old.