« on: September 05, 2008, 11:52:17 PM »
At least it gets people talking?
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::whines about hardness of life::
(I'm sorry your life is hard!)
« on: September 05, 2008, 08:51:55 PM »
I think SBPH reads the AA board, secretly:
"When Chad asks a black person “why can’t I say ‘n-word’”, 95% of black people reach their boiling point IMMEDIATELY. Contrary to popular belief, though, a black person who reaches his boiling point will usually not shoot you, shank you, or date your daughter…he will simply shut down intellectually. A blank, idiotic look creeps over his face, after which he will try to give you a response, but the words simply don’t come. He shakes his head and walks away exasperated, leaving Chad with the mistaken impression that he has a good point."
ETA: Clearly that link is broken, because of the censor. So think of the word that n-word is replacing, and put that one into the url instead.
OK, no seriously, I wanna marry Jon Stewart (and the Daily Show writers and staff) and choose not to have their babies:
ETA: And maybe all the folks at Jezebel.
"MOE: Are you afraid of Palin? I cannot get inside the head of someone who doesn't find her vapid, vacuous, one those nice ladies around town that seems harmless enough until you have reason to glimpse inside her soul one day while watching her skin a moose or summarily dissolve a PTA or perjure herself in an attempt to get a state trooper fired. In that sense I think Peggy's right, there was something "I know this lady" about this lady, but what America also knows about that sort of lady is that if that lady is in a position of power chances are she is a total phony.
MEGAN: I don't know that I'm scared of Palin. I think she plays well with a certain demographic. I am scared that the media has decided that she's almost untouchable on the issues and that McCain is using her to argue that they needn't talk to the media anymore and that her written-by-committee speeches delivered to the American People will suffice because the media is eeeevil coming and going . And I'm more scared that too many Americans will buy the Evil Media theme and stop actually trying to learn anything about her."
ION, I'm on the verge of murdering something. Anything.
I'm getting a lot of those lately.
So GAK is a lot like libel. Interesting.
lol: "In male private part Morris' defense, he is a lying sack of poo."
It was maybe the most amazing Daily Show I have ever seen.