SFLSD: An Effete Corps of Impudent Snobs. ?
Please? For the future? Sometime?
ETA: My husband wears keens because his feet are square and because he lives under the misapprehension that REI is an acceptable place to buy clothing that you don't plan to wear camping. I own two pair of keens; neither are sandal flavored.
Ok . . . ok . . . I own the sandal flavored ones. In multiple colors. Dammit.