« on: April 24, 2006, 07:40:52 PM »
I was kidding about vegetarians and strength. I hope the fact that I quoted a comedian during a comedy act makes that clear.
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Well, I guess no one really cares. Feel free to post even if you don't come from an agricultural background...just as long as it does not involve something like "anyone who eats meat should burn in hell" etc.
« on: April 24, 2006, 06:29:12 PM »
I am currently finishing my PhD in animal nutrition (just trying to give my statement some credibility).
There are many plant products that are excellent sources of protein, so it is possible for a child to be raised completely vegan and receive proper amounts of protein. I see it as a lifestyle choice, and I certainly enjoy a good steak too much to give it up. Many people are also unaware of how many products contain animal tissues such as leather (of course, but you would be surprised), glue, certain pharmaceuticals, pet food, etc.
« on: April 24, 2006, 05:51:33 PM »
Considering there are people who devote their entire careers to hate (those people who try to legally oppress gays and women, for instance), I think it's a welcome relief to hear about people dedicated to stopping animal cruelty.
I am stealing this from a comedian I saw on Comedy Central:
"I have never met a vegetarian whose ass I couldn't kick."
« on: April 24, 2006, 12:41:02 AM »
Of her works that I am familiar with, her earliest would be Karate Kid and Adventures in Babysitting. My babysitters could just not live up to that impossible standard.
I think some prostitures might be pretty, but they probably cost a lot more money.
« on: April 24, 2006, 12:31:37 AM »
I own the DVD. I don't know how many bottles I have broken trying to be that cool. I could use plastic ones, but there is no level of danger, and they don't do it for me. Replacing the broken bottles also gives me a reason to drink.
I also have a crush on Elisabeth Shue.
Yes, my life sucks.
Two things in this world scare me, and one is nuclear war.
What is the other?
Carnies. You know, circus folk. Small hands, smell like cabbage.
In the third Austin Powers when Mini-Me snuck up behind Michael Caine and Caine said "I thought I smelled cabbage" I almost fell out of my chair. However, I can be very easily entertained.
Seriously though...snakes and chickens. You may laugh, but chickens really freak me out. Their beady eyes and scaly legs are nasty. I had some bad experiences with those bastards as a child and I am now scarred for life.
« on: April 23, 2006, 11:23:05 PM »
the LSAT score doesnt quite convey how much ambition i dont have. my current career plan is to retire by 35 and subsist as a musician or writer. but the spice rack will stay neat if thats what it takes for my breadwinner wife to not cut my allowance
Ha, I feel the same way. My master plan is to save enough money to buy a bar on some island in the Caribbean and live in a crappy shack nearby. I don't have to make any money, just have enough to live, and I will be happy.
Ladies: If any of this sounds good to you, get back to me ASAP.
I may have seen the movie "Cocktail" one too many times.