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14.5 and sloppy as heck  :-*

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: next up: best date and worse date...
« on: June 29, 2004, 01:07:54 PM »
Worst date:  I was supposed to meet a girl at the neighborhood pool and got cold feet when she showed up.  I hid from her in the pool for about 2 hours and got third degree sun burn. 
I was 10.

Best Date: I renewed my vows in Paris and honeymooned in Monte Carlo and Venice.


so is it the older u get the more money u have?  ;)

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: next up: best date and worse date...
« on: June 29, 2004, 12:41:23 PM »
my best date:  with this freaky korean chick i met through a friend.  she looked like your average korean chick...church going, smart, long hair.  then we had dinner and i invited her to my place.  she didnt accept the first time, but then told me okay.  best decision in my life...this nice church girl had piercings and tattoos on parts i never even knew you could get pierced or tattooed.  she had a flat chest, but a bronco ride is better when the girl is skinny, light, and flexible.  enuff said.  she left, never called, no ties.  god, i miss being single.

worst date:  first date with my wife...i went to the bathroom, then washed my hands.  as i was leaning on the sink, i realized the entire sink was covered in water.  i had light khakis on and when i backed up, my entire crotch area was soaked in water.  i seriously looked like i pissed on my pants.  i ended up walking out behind this guy who told me to walk out behind him so no one could notice...and then the a-hole moved as soon as i got to the large dining room.  yes, everyone saw and i heard chuckles everywhere...but i guess it wasnt too bad since i ended up marrying her.

that last story is a tearjerker...theres nice to know theres people out there that are still attracted to incontinence...  :-* not that its a big deal if u r

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: next up: best date and worse date...
« on: June 29, 2004, 12:39:50 PM »
best date: march 14. i dunno why

worst date: June 26. i hate birthdays

cmon now get with the program jewie  :-*

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General Off-Topic Board / next up: best date and worse date...
« on: June 29, 2004, 11:25:41 AM »
u guys should just post funny stories...ill add a couple after i sober up at werk in a few hours.  :-*

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wild card life man...hope it all works out in the end as usual...gluck  :-*

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Mobiles Phones May Damage Sperm?
« on: June 28, 2004, 05:59:02 PM »
maybe u could get a supersmall phone like the one in zoolander, i wonder how what kind of resolution u get on that thing  :-*

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Recommend a good PDA
« on: June 28, 2004, 04:30:38 PM »
u can try a new hybrid called a smartphone which is a pda/phone...i just got my mom the treo600 for 400+tax with no service plan but the site i got it at raised the price already so its a little over priced right now but it really is kewl  :-*

Don't smartphones have fewer features than the traditional PDA?

dunno but i like the idea, build of the phone as for the general practicality of a smartphone itself is more dependent on what u need..if this is for class go with an dell axim or hp right? but if this is for something to track ur calendar with or use as a phone if u dont mind the bulkiness, this may be an adequate solution...i think its a fully functional pda but im not totally sure =) might wanna find out before u drop big bux though  :-*

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT MEANS?
« on: June 28, 2004, 04:28:22 PM »
Hilarious... the asians here.  Congratulations fellow Taiwanese people and others!  Well, the last and only lawschool I haven't heard from is Loyola ( which is still my first choice out of 9 )  Seriously, is it bad to be getting a response this late when applying in January?!  Anyways, I'm about set on sending in deposits for USD (was accepted off waiting list).  theChosen, what nationality/race are you?


Korean

i believe ur korean american more than an illegal fob  :-[

i think he wants to be mexican though.

doesnt everyone?  :-\

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Mobiles Phones May Damage Sperm?
« on: June 28, 2004, 04:27:32 PM »
I'm old enough, but I don't think I can reach a wide enough constituency.  The old fart vote is not as solid as it used to be.

Could we require certain people to carry cell phones in their pockets?

can you run for president?  i am SOOO for this.

did the baby boomers leave without telling neone?  ;)

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