congrats for the good news bro, now u just gotta talk ur wife into mistresses/concubines and ur life will be set
crap, i feel young all of a sudden
crap, i feel young all of a sudden
By FAR my best date took place when I was about 19. It actually wasn't even a date. My friend brought his girl friend over to my house 'cause my parents were out of town. She brought along a friend. This friend had a boyfriend so I was not expecting much and pretty much figured I would waste my night talking to this chick while my friend pounded his girl, ya know take one for the team..that old bit. Well we got to talking and she told me her and her boyfriend of 6 months were thinking about having sex (she was a virgin). Well...as we got to talking she got kinda aroused and moved over on the couch and started rubbing my chest. One thing led to another and I ended up nailing her 3 times that night. Never heard from her again.
BTW, the part that some people on this board would find the most appealing (you know who you are) is the fact she was a little Korean spinner, about 5' 100lbs. That was a VERY good time. I feel compelled to salute the Korean flag everytime I see it.
you realize she was probably lying to you. i bet she was a "professional" and if you open up the village voice, youll see her picture in the back next to Sam the Transexual and Buffy the Dominatrix.
aint no korean girl going out with a guy for 6 months a virgin. that only happens in korea or the movies.
requirement number 1 is bull$h*t bro...why do u want to date a girl at all then?
Cause I will still be going out with CCG, dickwad
Best date: It didn't start out as a date. We had met in History class in college and became friends quickly. She was an English major minoring in French. Half Greek, half Korean -- beautiful blend. Unfortunately, up to this point she would always dress down so much -- loose clothes and such -- I wasn't overly interested in her. So we just hung out for a couple of months. Then one night she asked me over for dinner.
When I showed up, she was dressed down as usual. She went into her room for a few minutes, and came out in this tight, sexy, classy blue dress that showed off curves I hadn't seen before. I was rendered speechless (for once). She looked like some gorgeous, exotic princess. Yet she played it off like nothing was different. I was so distracted by her during dinner, three times I nearly stabbed myself in the eye with my fork. After dinner, we laid on the floor under candlelight as she read to me for hours out of her little poetry book. The entire time I was entranced by the movement of her lips, and that beautiful, soft voice. I never wanted to kiss somebody so bad in my life.
We were together for the next three years.
Worst date: I was supposed to meet a girl at the neighborhood pool and got cold feet when she showed up. I hid from her in the pool for about 2 hours and got third degree sun burn.
I was 10.
Best Date: I renewed my vows in Paris and honeymooned in Monte Carlo and Venice.
my best date: with this freaky korean chick i met through a friend. she looked like your average korean chick...church going, smart, long hair. then we had dinner and i invited her to my place. she didnt accept the first time, but then told me okay. best decision in my life...this nice church girl had piercings and tattoos on parts i never even knew you could get pierced or tattooed. she had a flat chest, but a bronco ride is better when the girl is skinny, light, and flexible. enuff said. she left, never called, no ties. god, i miss being single.
worst date: first date with my wife...i went to the bathroom, then washed my hands. as i was leaning on the sink, i realized the entire sink was covered in water. i had light khakis on and when i backed up, my entire crotch area was soaked in water. i seriously looked like i pissed on my pants. i ended up walking out behind this guy who told me to walk out behind him so no one could notice...and then the a-hole moved as soon as i got to the large dining room. yes, everyone saw and i heard chuckles everywhere...but i guess it wasnt too bad since i ended up marrying her.