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General Off-Topic Board / Re: plans for 7/4/2004?
« on: July 01, 2004, 07:53:24 PM »

lol, looks like you got jew-lo's attention :) I don't smoke the marijuana, but you KNOW there's going to be a lot of beer involved!

my friends smoke tobacco out of the bong...  :-*

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General Off-Topic Board / plans for 7/4/2004?
« on: July 01, 2004, 06:43:22 PM »
gonna have a party at my house from sat from 1-2 pm to sunday closing time...i wanna have one of those parties with all this trash in the house, people passed out, cig butts underfoot, an abused bong, and bbq meat scraps all over the place...ahh...  :-*

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: o boy...i gone dun it now!
« on: July 01, 2004, 06:36:19 PM »
thanks guys...

this child will bring much joy to my life.  ive already started a daily journal that i will keep until the baby is born.  and yes, jj...i do hope they look like my wife...cuz if they look like me...man, theyre gonna have a tough life.

the journal thing is pretty kewl...u ever seen my life with michael keaton? supersad  :-* but touching nonetheless

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: o boy...i gone dun it now!
« on: July 01, 2004, 01:32:01 PM »
congrats for the good news bro, now u just gotta talk ur wife into mistresses/concubines and ur life will be set  ;D

crap, i feel young all of a sudden  :-*

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ive learned $h*t... :o

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: next up: best date and worse date...
« on: June 30, 2004, 11:46:26 AM »
By FAR my best date took place when I was about 19. It actually wasn't even a date. My friend brought his girl friend over to my house 'cause my parents were out of town. She brought along a friend. This friend had a boyfriend so I was not expecting much and pretty much figured I would waste my night talking to this chick while my friend pounded his girl, ya know take one for the team..that old bit. Well we got to talking and she told me her and her boyfriend of 6 months were thinking about having sex (she was a virgin). Well...as we got to talking she got kinda aroused and moved over on the couch and started rubbing my chest. One thing led to another and I ended up nailing her 3 times that night. Never heard from her again.
BTW, the part that some people on this board would find the most appealing (you know who you are) is the fact she was a little Korean spinner, about 5' 100lbs. That was a VERY good time. I feel compelled to salute the Korean flag everytime I see it.

you realize she was probably lying to you.  i bet she was a "professional" and if you open up the village voice, youll see her picture in the back next to Sam the Transexual and Buffy the Dominatrix. 

aint no korean girl going out with a guy for 6 months a virgin.  that only happens in korea or the movies.

LOL i dont see any reason to doubt one of our fellow korean gurus  :-*

i guess k girls really do rock  :-\

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: WANTED: Korean Girl
« on: June 29, 2004, 06:43:22 PM »
WANTED: a kewl chill chick that looks good and carries herself confidently and is not interested in a serious relationship but wont turn it down if it becomes one...  :-*

takers?

sorry cho...had to go with a chick this time  :-\

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: WANTED: Korean Girl
« on: June 29, 2004, 05:34:37 PM »
requirement number 1 is bull$h*t bro...why do u want to date a girl at all then?  :-\

Cause I will still be going out with CCG, dickwad

thats why u gotta make her insecure before u go out to get milk and poontang cause then she will be waiting after u return...ccg is still pretty f*cked up though haha  :-*

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: WANTED: Korean Girl
« on: June 29, 2004, 05:12:02 PM »
requirement number 1 is bull$h*t bro...why do u want to date a girl at all then?  :-\

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: next up: best date and worse date...
« on: June 29, 2004, 05:10:10 PM »
Best date:  It didn't start out as a date.  We had met in History class in college and became friends quickly.  She was an English major minoring in French.  Half Greek, half Korean -- beautiful blend.  Unfortunately, up to this point she would always dress down so much -- loose clothes and such -- I wasn't overly interested in her. So we just hung out for a couple of months.  Then one night she asked me over for dinner.  

When I showed up, she was dressed down as usual.  She went into her room for a few minutes, and came out in this tight, sexy, classy blue dress that showed off curves I hadn't seen before.  I was rendered speechless (for once).  She looked like some gorgeous, exotic princess.  Yet she played it off like nothing was different.  I was so distracted by her during dinner, three times I nearly stabbed myself in the eye with my fork.  After dinner, we laid on the floor under candlelight as she read to me for hours out of her little poetry book.  The entire time I was entranced by the movement of her lips, and that beautiful, soft voice.  I never wanted to kiss somebody so bad in my life.

We were together for the next three years.

i guess u got that warm feeling inside where u would do anything to bone her   ;)

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