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General Off-Topic Board / hardcore or softcore?
« on: July 15, 2004, 12:33:02 AM »
well? me? i dont watch porn..its naughty  :'(

General Off-Topic Board / Re: Favorite Sexual Position
« on: July 15, 2004, 12:30:44 AM »
im quite attracted to the chick lying on her stomach and hittin it from behind although i must say if a chick can get on top and she knows how to buck like a bronco id give her a saddle 24-7... :-*

General Off-Topic Board / Re: Favorite Sexual Position
« on: July 15, 2004, 12:28:18 AM »
While he's sittin in a chair with a big scary bear  :o
Love it from behind when i'm with cho's kind
With handcuffs on when i'm with corleone
Between her knees when it's sodashi
Dangling noose from a tree if i'ts ltb  :-X
Never ever alone when i'm with clone's clone
Side saddle fo sho when i nail Ginatio
Anything he intends when i'm with neverends  :-*

i do like greenegsnham, flying helicopter style while i'm with this man.

ur prolly too scared to dream what i would do to u, eh?  :o

General Off-Topic Board / Re: diminutives
« on: July 15, 2004, 12:26:04 AM »
Mr. Reynolds is the bandit.  I think Smokey was like a dead guy or something.  I don't remember.  I was very young when I saw that movie.

smokey was the police. 
smokey was also a bear.
smokey was my dorm room frosh, soph years in college.
smokey was my apartments before getting married.

if someone calls you a grasshopper, they MUST say it with the chinese accent...otherwise, theyre just calling you an insect.  and they must preface the word with 'my little' or 'my young' in order to mean it like they said it in kung fu.  that was a damn good show, though i hated david carradine.  how the hell did he pass for a chink?

because he has squinty eyes...i think its a prereq for being one of us dirty chinks  :D

General Off-Topic Board / Re: I love everyone here
« on: July 15, 2004, 12:22:00 AM »
lol, u can fix my tv anytime.   ;)

seriously. u should come over hookup a black box and watch a couple hrs of heterosexual porn with me.

id prolly be willing to sacrifice the small peice of integrity and morality that i still desperately cling to in this pos world...and prolly my left nut too - but only after that night  :-*

trips goin good hope all of the kewl cats on the board r having fun with their domestic lives. two points of note...usd offered an upgrade of scholarship so now its full tuition and renewable and i can go this year - but i still dislike the idea of usd so i shouldnt go, right? my second point was something that just slipped my mind so i just wanted to say wazzup to yall... :-*

ps is it me or is this board seem like its on its last legs?  :-\

No it's just you .  This board is just getting started.  I will never abandon this board, damnit.  It's just too damn good.

besides, where else am I gonna talk about female private part?

the boards just aight bro and well the female private part here? its just aight too. and dont make me come home and drop into ur werkplace with some egregious lovers quarrel in front of ur straight conservative bosses u loser  :-*

did china invade your land, yet?


no not yet but im keepin my fingers crossed when im dodging all these typhoons too  :-\

I"m worried about you.  Enjoy the trip and forget us LSD nerds.

sorry man. i think its one of those life time commitment things i signed up for  :( but ill be sure to do something really exciting to make up for my innate loserness  :-*

headmachine, you bastard. damn... you have it so good. full scholarships to two schools and now you're living it up on vacation. where are you in taiwan?

btw, i think this site is on its last leg cause all the old school people are gone.

yeah im comfy now i guess in terms of ls. ive been talkin to some people in taiwan and it seems like my teaching engrish here for half a year is gonna work out when i come back next year so its tight. and fo sho the og posters r starting to die out but maybe its a good thing cause we can get back to the thing we call "life". later dood hope ish is good with u too  :-*

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