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General Off-Topic Board / Re: why dsong is THE man
« on: May 28, 2004, 02:11:36 PM »
It's also funny cause Korean, like Japanese, should be easy to romanize cause the language is not tonal

Well the tones don't make stuff that much different, you know? I mean with Mandarin, all you have to do is put a 1 2 3 or 4 at the end of each syllable. With Korean, I think it's different for some reason because the sounds are so damned weird that you're like, how the hell do you write that in English? With Japanese, it's not nearly so weird. At least that's what it seems like, heh

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: sort of unfunny jokes for the day
« on: May 28, 2004, 02:08:51 PM »
Haha these are kind of lame... The nun one was ok. I liked one I heard personally, because it's just so damned dorky:

An atom walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Hey I think I left an electron here yesterday, have you seen it?" The bartender asks, "An Electron?? Are you sure??" The atom responds, "I'm Positive"

HAHAHAHAHAH so lame

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General Off-Topic Board / sort of unfunny jokes for the day
« on: May 28, 2004, 02:05:45 PM »
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell
rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the
stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"

'But I always buy it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist

"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at
it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the
container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against the
wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the
wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his
cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of
laxative."

The owner exclaims, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of
laxatives!"

The clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him. He's afraid to cough."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a neighborhood pub.
The place was hopping with music and dancing but every once in a while the
lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out the place
would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room
went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the rest-'
room?"

The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."

"Why not? " the nun asked.

"Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, and his most private part
is covered only by a fig leaf."

"Nonsense, " said the nun, "I'll just look the other way."

So the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the stairs, and she
proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the
whole place was hopping with music and dancing again. However, they did stop
just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they
applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us, " said the bartender, "would you like
a drink? "

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see, " laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf is lifted on the
statue, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about that drink?"


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General Off-Topic Board / Re: why dsong is THE man
« on: May 28, 2004, 02:01:35 PM »
I don't understand why Korean doesn't have standard romanization... There is no set way to write Korean in English, and when you try, it always looks really ridiculous. I mean the Japanese have their Romanji, the Chinese Pinyin, what the hell do us Koreans have...

chingoo means friend in korean!

and don't feel like a feminine hygiene product asking those questions, it's not a big deal!

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: The Hot Guy Thread
« on: May 28, 2004, 12:43:35 AM »
i nominate thechoson purely 'cos he's humble enough to not nominate himself.

I don't think you should use the word humble with a guy that has 1800 posts.  BUt thanks, Calvin, I can always count on you

If only I could see your beautiful Korean eyes more clearly, thechoson...

haha just kiddin

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: PHOTOSHOP
« on: May 27, 2004, 03:33:52 AM »
reachy, man! you're going to columbia. show a little maturity!!  :D

but you had your pic up a while ago and plus you listed your website addy. i'll get back to you after i'm done photoshopping my reachy montage!  ;D

Shoot man don't do that I only got hella old pics on there from like 4 yrs ago ... at least right now, haha

When I was young, I looked just as fat as that kid, haha

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General Off-Topic Board / PHOTOSHOP
« on: May 26, 2004, 03:45:41 PM »

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Do not Yale/Harvard law schools have in place a requirement that no one under the age of eighteen is to be admitted?

I thought so too... but maybe this kid is REALLY smart and was good enough to break the rule?

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General board for soon-to-be 1Ls / Re: Favorite 1L Subject?
« on: April 26, 2004, 10:50:01 PM »
Why's that? Anything particularly interesting there? (and isn't that a short course... like only a few weeks?)

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General board for soon-to-be 1Ls / Favorite 1L Subject?
« on: April 26, 2004, 10:29:04 PM »
I think mine is going to be contract law. What's generally the most "fun" in 1st year?

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