« on: April 21, 2006, 06:00:46 PM »
Well... I hate kids, but I know I'll be a good dad in a "wow my dad taught me a lot" sort of way. I plan on being like Red Foreman. I believe in tough love and while I hate kids, I'll love my own because obviously my kids will be perfect. I think Red will be a good mom too, except it will be like, "Wow, my mom was really smart and taught me to think for myself and not accept spoonfed intellect." My kids will say... "Well, my dad was tough, but damn if he didn't make me a man/woman who knows how to survive in the real world."