Miss P = Balvenie Doublewood
Piss-macro pale lagers in the lobby? Or any real beer?
I think it would be hilarious to site Wikipedia in court-
"now your honor, as you can see, Wiki username "Sexybiatch4evr" argues that criminal intent without the means to commit a murder is not enough to convict. "ROFLhotstuffpwn3d" disagrees, arguing that the motive and opportunity were still present, thereby leaving a question of circumstantial evidence open in lieu of a conviction. Perhaps "Sexxyeyezl8r2nite" sums it up best: "killing people is bad juju".
I rest my case. [nesnut sits, courtroom silent with awe/spite for wasting their time]