Tsk tsk. I see how it is, you're protective of the imaginary revolution. I took an imaginary role for the sake of entertainment and instead of writing something interesting or amusing you had to try and bring me down. You're going to learn something. Don't do that.
The flaming sea creatures you shouldn't be worried about, its the schools which its being shot at that I would find concerning. I would also say that if something is imaginary it probably isn't inhumane, its probably silly to help students stress less.
for anyone who actually is paying attention, it's just us being bored and coming up with stupid stuff. jsia.
Now a pointer. First "I'm sorry, I'm not high, I don't understand." then "I know people on CRACK that make more sense than you." Redundant. For the own try "Winning an argument on the internet is like winning the Special Olympics," that way I can't write back because it'd make me look insecure and just enough people haven't heard it to keep it a good closer. Don't fight the flow, fight the man. Viva!
No reason we can't all be friends, the imaginary revolution wants friends. And I've found total randomness tends to draw people out of their shells to laugh in spite of themselves and talk a little more.
And that would be Austin Powers Goldmember for the win.
P.S. The Chuck Norris Oregon Trail bit amused the hell out of me Theorist, just wanted to call attention to it because its funny.