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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Do you watch Law & Order?
« on: May 18, 2006, 10:11:10 PM »
Is it just that word or is it others? female private part? Maybe Octopussy or female private part cat? Or I popped a blister and it is really female private part (or pussie?)...

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Homer: "It's not just a store, Marge. It's a MEGA STORE! Mega means good and store means thing."

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Do you watch Law & Order?
« on: May 18, 2006, 04:01:08 PM »
what if male private part Army was president. Would this website change?

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Ask a dark lord of the sith.
« on: May 18, 2006, 03:28:40 PM »
That's why the Emporer developed the "Intergalactic Ceiling-Raising Initiative" so that his young apprentice would have ample head clearance.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Do you watch Law & Order?
« on: May 18, 2006, 03:26:49 PM »
All L&O is a soap opera- with a very skewed (and incorrect) picture of Manhattan's murder victim/offender demographic.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Do you watch Law & Order?
« on: May 18, 2006, 03:25:30 PM »
Whoa... the website won't let me say D*ck!

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i love it! i want to download a video clip.

I don't feel like looking back through the posts, but anyone got any good "Lionel Hutz" lines?

I love the one where Lisa and Bart point out that his business card says, "Works on contingency, no money down." He then re-arranges the punctuation to say "Works on contingency? No, money down."

Then he adds, "Oops, I shouldn't have the American Bar Association logo here either."

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Do you watch Law & Order?
« on: May 18, 2006, 03:14:38 PM »
What happened to L&O Trial By Jury  ??? I guess male private part Wolf (wicked porn name) got too busy with Conviction.

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Krusty: Well, Itchy and Scratchy are gone, but here's a cartoon that tries to make learning fun! Sorry about this, kids. But stay tuned. We've got some real good toy commercials coming right up. I swear.

Boy: Say, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?

Amendment-to-be:

I'm not garbage.
I'm an amendment to be.
Yes, an amendment to be.
And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me.

There's a lot of flag burners
Who have got too much freedom.
I want to make it legal for policemen to beat 'em.
'Cause there's limits to our liberties.
'Least I hope and pray that there are.
'Cause those liberal freaks go too far.

Boy: But why can't we just make a lawagainst flag burning?

Amendment-to-be: Because that law would be unconstitutional. But if we changethe Constitution...

Boy: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws.

Amendment-to-be: Now you're catching on.

Bart: What the hell is this?

Lisa: It's one of those campy seventies throwbacks that appeals to generation x-ers.

Bart: We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little.

Boy: But what if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?

Amendment-to-be:

Then I'll crush all opposition to me
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay.
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.

Narrator: Good news, amendment. They ratified you. You're in the U.S. Constitution.

Amendment-to-be: Oh, yeah! Door's open, boys!

Lisa: So it's true. Some cartoons do encourage violence.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Do you watch Law & Order?
« on: May 18, 2006, 03:09:55 PM »
Doink doink!

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