Law School Discussion

Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - catamount

Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5 6 7 ... 11
11
General Off-Topic Board / Re: Do you watch Law & Order?
« on: May 18, 2006, 08:11:10 PM »
Is it just that word or is it others? female private part? Maybe Octopussy or female private part cat? Or I popped a blister and it is really female private part (or pussie?)...

12
Homer: "It's not just a store, Marge. It's a MEGA STORE! Mega means good and store means thing."

13
General Off-Topic Board / Re: Do you watch Law & Order?
« on: May 18, 2006, 02:01:08 PM »
what if male private part Army was president. Would this website change?

14
General Off-Topic Board / Re: Ask a dark lord of the sith.
« on: May 18, 2006, 01:28:40 PM »
That's why the Emporer developed the "Intergalactic Ceiling-Raising Initiative" so that his young apprentice would have ample head clearance.

15
General Off-Topic Board / Re: Do you watch Law & Order?
« on: May 18, 2006, 01:26:49 PM »
All L&O is a soap opera- with a very skewed (and incorrect) picture of Manhattan's murder victim/offender demographic.

16
General Off-Topic Board / Re: Do you watch Law & Order?
« on: May 18, 2006, 01:25:30 PM »
Whoa... the website won't let me say D*ck!

male private part
male private part

17
i love it! i want to download a video clip.

I don't feel like looking back through the posts, but anyone got any good "Lionel Hutz" lines?

I love the one where Lisa and Bart point out that his business card says, "Works on contingency, no money down." He then re-arranges the punctuation to say "Works on contingency? No, money down."

Then he adds, "Oops, I shouldn't have the American Bar Association logo here either."

18
General Off-Topic Board / Re: Do you watch Law & Order?
« on: May 18, 2006, 01:14:38 PM »
What happened to L&O Trial By Jury  ??? I guess male private part Wolf (wicked porn name) got too busy with Conviction.

19
Krusty: Well, Itchy and Scratchy are gone, but here's a cartoon that tries to make learning fun! Sorry about this, kids. But stay tuned. We've got some real good toy commercials coming right up. I swear.

Boy: Say, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?

Amendment-to-be:

I'm not garbage.
I'm an amendment to be.
Yes, an amendment to be.
And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me.

There's a lot of flag burners
Who have got too much freedom.
I want to make it legal for policemen to beat 'em.
'Cause there's limits to our liberties.
'Least I hope and pray that there are.
'Cause those liberal freaks go too far.

Boy: But why can't we just make a lawagainst flag burning?

Amendment-to-be: Because that law would be unconstitutional. But if we changethe Constitution...

Boy: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws.

Amendment-to-be: Now you're catching on.

Bart: What the hell is this?

Lisa: It's one of those campy seventies throwbacks that appeals to generation x-ers.

Bart: We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little.

Boy: But what if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?

Amendment-to-be:

Then I'll crush all opposition to me
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay.
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.

Narrator: Good news, amendment. They ratified you. You're in the U.S. Constitution.

Amendment-to-be: Oh, yeah! Door's open, boys!

Lisa: So it's true. Some cartoons do encourage violence.

20
General Off-Topic Board / Re: Do you watch Law & Order?
« on: May 18, 2006, 01:09:55 PM »
Doink doink!

Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5 6 7 ... 11