« on: February 13, 2009, 11:49:29 AM »
March on into Evidence with Niehoff. I guarantee he'll make you snicker at least once. Tuesday through Thursday, 8:45 AM to 10 AM.
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« on: February 10, 2009, 08:48:30 PM »
Various inducements to come here are open to negotiation. Candy, by no means, is the end of the discussion.
And yes, I was hoping a lot of people would wander up to various Journal tables and blurt out "The whole store got the flu!" If you hear distant laughter, you still figure out who I am! I just get a little bonus.
I have friends on other journals. I'll explain to them, if you do it, that you aren't that crazy...that I'm just crafty!
« on: February 10, 2009, 08:21:23 PM »
At the risk of outing myself in the future, if you come to either ASW, you will likely see me sitting behind one of the Journal tables, tryin' to represent. I just checked and I have most of the March one free (and will most likely need to be there for the April one). And yes, there will be candy. I'm considering making it a game -- if you come up to me and present me with a random My Cousin Vinny quote, I'll identify myself.
PS: Whitney, whatever it takes to get you to stick your tongue out at Hahvahd and come to Big Blue, let me know. I'll even give you extra candy.
« on: February 07, 2009, 10:33:08 PM »
I think we've now reached the maximum number of second-rate infomercial doods hocking their useless crap.
The sad thing is I wasn't sure when I typed it and had to check (and depend upon) the slang dictionary.
« on: February 04, 2009, 11:01:45 PM »
I don't dispute the fact that I may be weird, but the problem with my shoes is that I've invested so much money into this degree, and will be in somewhat bad financial shape without BigLaw. Moreover, in this economy, these jobs are becoming scarce. It's not guaranteed at all.
Agreed. Wally, I know I'm from a TTT like Michigan and will be summarily disregarded, but you desperately need to relax. You keep working your nerves like this and you're going to end up with a coronary at age 27-30. It's perfectly okay to want to excel and love the law, but there's a great deal of value in having some balance. You have this black and white view of the world that would drive most people (including eventually yourself) to drink.
« on: February 04, 2009, 03:49:10 PM »
Good morning y'all!
Is it for sure that people getting into Chicago get the call? My gut has always said you were going to get a sweep.
« on: February 04, 2009, 12:08:24 PM »
Is the Snuggie available in blue and maize? I think those would go over like gangbusters where I'm at -- especially if you, I dunno, emblazoned a giant M on it (or, in the alternative, something about "GO BLUE!")
« on: February 04, 2009, 11:33:52 AM »
I couldn't help myself. I honestly spent five minutes trying to figure out which Katharine Parker quote was the best. That movie is all kinds of awesome.
« on: February 04, 2009, 11:26:38 AM »
You know...you can't busy the quarterback with passing out the Gatorade.