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March on into Evidence with Niehoff.  I guarantee he'll make you snicker at least once.  Tuesday through Thursday, 8:45 AM to 10 AM.

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Oh gosh :D

I can see it now...I go up to Journal X table and say something like "BAM! A f-in' bullet rips off part of your head!" and the person just looking at me like WTF is this crazy female dog talking about?!?!


Meanwhile you're at the Journal Y table laughing your ass off :D


ETA: Haha!  I'll consider it but I have to be honest...I'm not really a candy fan  :-\

Various inducements to come here are open to negotiation.  Candy, by no means, is the end of the discussion.

And yes, I was hoping a lot of people would wander up to various Journal tables and blurt out "The whole store got the flu!"  If you hear distant laughter, you still figure out who I am!  I just get a little bonus.

I have friends on other journals.  I'll explain to them, if you do it, that you aren't that crazy...that I'm just crafty!

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At the risk of outing myself in the future, if you come to either ASW, you will likely see me sitting behind one of the Journal tables, tryin' to represent.  I just checked and I have most of the March one free (and will most likely need to be there for the April one).  And yes, there will be candy.  I'm considering making it a game -- if you come up to me and present me with a random My Cousin Vinny quote, I'll identify myself. :D

PS:  Whitney, whatever it takes to get you to stick your tongue out at Hahvahd and come to Big Blue, let me know.  I'll even give you extra candy.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Exile LSD: the hero dies in this one
« on: February 07, 2009, 10:33:08 PM »
I think we've now reached the maximum number of second-rate infomercial doods hocking their useless crap.  :D

its "hawking"

"hocking" refrers to coughing iup phlegm.  or trading something to a pawn shop


wait, never mind youre r4ight

The sad thing is I wasn't sure when I typed it and had to check (and depend upon) the slang dictionary.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Exile LSD: the hero dies in this one
« on: February 07, 2009, 10:20:02 PM »
I think we've now reached the maximum number of second-rate infomercial doods hocking their useless crap.  :D

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General Board / Re: If you get a C in the lower T14, are you done?
« on: February 04, 2009, 11:01:45 PM »
I don't dispute the fact that I may be weird, but the problem with my shoes is that I've invested so much money into this degree, and will be in somewhat bad financial shape without BigLaw.  Moreover, in this economy, these jobs are becoming scarce.  It's not guaranteed at all.

Being in the bottom at a T14 indicates to employers that you could get into one of these schools, but subsequently couldn't hack it.  That's pretty bad, too.  Look at the firm profiles for any big or even medium-sized firm.  I dare you to find a single person who didn't graduate with some Honors. 

Wally, seriously. What the @#!* are you talking about? How can it even remotely be possible that fully half the class that, say, Mich admits in a given year, "couldn't hack it"? THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A BOTTOM HALF. If YLS had a class of 2 people, take their normal top 2 people, and make them the whole class. Are you saying that the second guy, the one with the A-, he couldn't hack it? That makes NO sense. It makes the opposite of sense.

What are you ON?

Agreed.  Wally, I know I'm from a TTT like Michigan and will be summarily disregarded, but you desperately need to relax.  You keep working your nerves like this and you're going to end up with a coronary at age 27-30.  It's perfectly okay to want to excel and love the law, but there's a great deal of value in having some balance.  You have this black and white view of the world that would drive most people (including eventually yourself) to drink.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Exile LSD: the hero dies in this one
« on: February 04, 2009, 03:49:10 PM »
Good morning y'all! 

So, on the heels of my great news, I logged into my Chicago status checker and see that a decision was mailed.  Meh, no big deal.  I've got bigger fish to fry :)
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CTL, that TLS thread is effing obnoxious!  How embarrassing for her.  And the defense is that she works full time and works hard?  Uhhh yeah, like a lot of other people.  It's called "being a grown up," generally.

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Congratulations!  Don't ask me what I'd do.  I love Michigan and all, but Hahvahd is tough to turn down.  If it was no money at both spots, I'd definitely say Harvard.  Dean Z and her Darrow make this difficult, though.  Good luck with the decision (honestly, though, you can't make a wrong one).

Is it coming down to Harvard v. Michigan ($$$$$!), or are you entertaining Columbia or Chicago?

Not entertaining Chicago, mostly because they're not entertaining me...and thus far, neither is Columbia :)  It's likely to be between Michigan and Harvard.

Is it for sure that people getting into Chicago get the call?  My gut has always said you were going to get a sweep.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Exile LSD: the hero dies in this one
« on: February 04, 2009, 12:08:24 PM »
Is the Snuggie available in blue and maize?  I think those would go over like gangbusters where I'm at -- especially if you, I dunno, emblazoned a giant M on it (or, in the alternative, something about "GO BLUE!")

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Exile LSD: the hero dies in this one
« on: February 04, 2009, 11:33:52 AM »
Morning all.

I swear if any of you tell me that on your vacation you think it might be nice to visit a Navy ship I will kill you. I hate these stupid tours.

Sorry Irrx about the schools

You know...you can't busy the quarterback with passing out the Gatorade.

It took me a second but then I remembered this line.  :D

I couldn't help myself.  I honestly spent five minutes trying to figure out which Katharine Parker quote was the best.  That movie is all kinds of awesome.

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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Exile LSD: the hero dies in this one
« on: February 04, 2009, 11:26:38 AM »
Morning all.

I swear if any of you tell me that on your vacation you think it might be nice to visit a Navy ship I will kill you. I hate these stupid tours.

Sorry Irrx about the schools

You know...you can't busy the quarterback with passing out the Gatorade.

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