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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Would you rather live under George Bush or Hugo Chavez?« on: July 07, 2006, 01:06:54 AM »
For all those who voted "Hugo Chavez", I expect you to leave the country immediately... And turn in your citizenship-recinding papers too! Bastards...
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General Off-Topic Board / Re: The "Only 50 Questions" Survey For Pres (And The Likeminded)« on: July 07, 2006, 12:42:50 AM »
1. How tall are you barefoot?
5'9" 2. Have you ever been unfaithful in a relationship? No 3. Do you own a gun? Kinda, I own interest in an assault rifle... 4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be? OCD 5. How many letters are in your crushs first name? 6 6. What do you think of hot dogs? Yummy; Hebrew National, the Works! 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Veni, Veni, Immanuel (that's in Latin, for those who don't know) 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Orange Juice 9. Do you do push-ups? Occaisionally 10. Have you ever done ecstasy? Nope 11. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yep 12. Do you like the rain? Love it, especially when accompanied by lightning/wind 15. Do you have A.D.D? Nope 16. Full initials? JRL 17. Name 4 thoughts at this exact moment. I wonder where I can get a good hot dog at midnight? How can an entire country support itself on the exports of pumpkins and vanilla? I hate my job? Is it time for law school yet? 18. Name the last 3 things you have bought in the past week. Silver, Gold, Beer 20. What time did you wake up today? 9:30am (I work until midnight) 21. Can you spell? Impeccably (usually) 22. Current worry? Getting dumped when I leave for law school 23. Current hate? Furry boots worn by sorority sluts 24. Favorite place to be? In the rain on top of a mountain 25. Least favorite place to be? Oceanside 26. Where would you like to go? Denmark 27. Do you own slippers? Yes, but they're very, very manly! 28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs? Europe 29. Do you burn or tan? Tan, Baby! =) 30. Yellow or blue? Blue 31. Would you be a pirate? Only if I could wear an eye patch (I won't give up the eye though) 32. Last time your phone rang? Two day ago 33. What songs do you sing in the shower? Rain Falls on Everyone (Smashing Pumpkins) 34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Dinosaurs & Rattlesnakes 35. What's in your pockets right now? Miscellaneous Credits cards, 10$ cash, strawberry chapstick, gas receipt (keys and pen are on the counter) 36. Last thing that made you laugh? The Irony of Life 37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? Custom King-size waterbed sheets (cotton) 38. Worst injury you've ever had? slashed my hand open at 20 while working construction (tendons don't look cool in the light) 40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 2 41. Who is your loudest friend? Ashley 42. Who is your most silent friend? Don 43. Does someone have a crush on you? I really don't know (girlfriend included)  44. Do you wish on stars? Not really... Just hope on them.... 45. what is your favorite book? Orlando by Virginia Wolf 46. What song did you last hear? Dirty Little Secret 47. Who kissed you the best? That's a secret!  48. Do poeple say you look like a celebrity? Nope 49.What were you doing at midnight last night? Walking to my car after work 50.what was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? I wonder what's on C-SPAN? 93
General Off-Topic Board / Re: Can you name one attractive plus-sized celeb within 30 seconds b4 clicking link?« on: July 07, 2006, 12:30:16 AM »
Lindsay Lohan!
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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Savages Bomb School. Time to give them some of their own medicine« on: July 07, 2006, 12:28:50 AM »
Um... I think he's perfectly sane...
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General Off-Topic Board / Re: LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU« on: July 07, 2006, 12:26:45 AM »At least the driver was killed too. NO, NO, the driver of the Royal Vehicle was killed, as for the racing girl: "(Edith) Delgado (18), who was not injured, was jailed on suspicion of vehicular manslaughter and engaging in a speed contest, Franklin said." Dumb female dog...  96
General Off-Topic Board / LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU« on: July 07, 2006, 12:04:05 AM »
This just goes to show how your actions can negatively affect the world in ways you cannot even imagine...
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/07/06/tonga.royal.ap/index.html A stupid teenage girl kills the "leading reformist in the royal family" of a kingdom of over 100,000 people (Tonga) in a drag-racing mishap in Northern California... Hypothetically, 10 years from now, those people could still be waiting for democratic reforms this man may have enacted as the new king, but now they'll never know... It disgusts me that we idolize "The Fast & the Furious" in popular culture today.... f-ing morons, every single one...
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General Off-Topic Board / Re: I found North Korea's launch pad on Google Earth« on: July 06, 2006, 09:36:29 PM »hehehe. nk is funny. Hehehe, now your biting whit, THAT is funnee! 
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General Off-Topic Board / Re: The S. James Watson a/k/a Stanley Watson Holy Temple of Worship« on: July 06, 2006, 08:59:19 PM »
I do hereby post ICHABOD on the lintel of this unholy temple....
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General Off-Topic Board / Re: Do you live in a friendly city?« on: July 06, 2006, 08:58:03 PM »
Oh, yes! I live in friendly city! We're so friendly that we have a "Stupid Motorist" law which demands that if you are rescued after driving into a flooded road, you are charged the rescue fee of $5000, just for being "stupid"...
Come to Tucson! 100
General Off-Topic Board / Re: Women - How many babies do you plan on having?« on: July 06, 2006, 08:56:35 PM »What would be good for the republic is fewer folks having kids. It would reduce the strain on our resources, and even allow us to accept more immigrants without as much. Though making them "guest workers" would be a terrible idea: cf. France and Germany. But I digress. The country does not need more abused, neglected, impoverished children, except perhaps as fodder for the military. I have a proposal, in fact: to all who desperately want children, and can't bear the thought of not delivering a babe yourself: adopt one child, even if you must have one or multiple of your own. As long as you are willing to adopt a child of color, you will be doing the world, the child, and yourself a service. Strain on our resources?! Dude, we have enough oil shale in Colorado and Utah ot last us 500 years and the Great Plains aren't even at 25% capacity for food growth.... What a load of Hooey! |
