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General Off-Topic Board / Re: NBA Basketball Thread
« on: January 08, 2006, 01:07:05 AM »
Just to let you guys know.....

The Big Dirk had 27 points, 12 boards, 7 blocks, and 6 assists two nights ago, Numbers of one of the greatest ever. oh and he shares my birthday.   

Exactly 6 years older than me.

I am almost done with my cultural diversity and overcome essay, but I am having trouble with a transition between 2 abstract subjects.  If your brain can draw connections between odd things could I use it to help me. Just need 1-2 good sentences
won't take long.   Thanks so much.  ANybody?

Acceptances, Denials, and Waitlists / Re: Write your own rejection
« on: January 07, 2006, 08:03:55 AM »
Dear Applicant,

While reviewing your application you mentioned a history of being abused as a child.  Obviously this abuse has not taught you anything because you are still a jackass trying to apply to our law school with that pathetic attempt of an LSAT.  I would enjoy nothing more than beating you myself.  In addition, we have researched and been informed that you have been accepted into Yale in order to study Economics, and been given some nice job offers.  We have taken the liberty to contact these institutions on your behalf and let them know what a moron you are.  After all how business savvy or economical is wasting $700 dollars on applications. We hope that you die a slow miserable death for insulting our university’s time, and prestige.  Feel free to apply again next cycle, we could use the money to train real students

Choosing the Right Law School / Re: A few last ditch apps?
« on: January 06, 2006, 01:05:39 AM »
I also am in that situation.  Luckily I have a good job offer, and Yale Econ to fall back on.

What do you think the Lowest non URM LSAT for these schools are willing to take.  Assuming everything else is spactacular which to get into Yale I am guessing it is, plus essays are very very good.
Washington (st. Louis)

General Off-Topic Board / Re: Texas vs. USC title game
« on: January 05, 2006, 11:32:35 PM »
What the hell was reggie doing with that lateral.  This must be one of the stupidest things I have ever seen in all of sports.  If he was anybody else he would have been benched for that.

General Off-Topic Board / Re: What's your type?
« on: January 05, 2006, 11:28:55 PM »
We already know your type Oilguzzler, the girl that you work with that you pull the putzkee to

Studying for the LSAT / Re: Forget the scale on practice tests
« on: January 05, 2006, 09:23:44 PM »
This is why myself included, there are so many people who do 10 points or so worse than on PT.  It is not hard to do at all.  Practice old tests getting 85 Q right=170, then have a slightly bad day due to nerves or just an off performance on real test get 80 right, so you are not going to score too much worse than anticipated right...Wrong.  80= 161 or something and you only missed like 1 more per section.  Imagine if you miss 2 more per section

I just need help on my first paragraph of my PS you don't have to read it all

I have made some changes and want to make sure they work

General Off-Topic Board / Re: The anti-anti-Chuck Norris thread
« on: January 04, 2006, 06:10:43 PM »
Top 30 Chuck Norris facts.

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera
or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no
wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He
always makes it to Oregon before you.

3. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he
grew a beard.

4. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned
beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

5. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard,
deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

6. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could
chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME
IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his
girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't @#!* with Chuck!"
Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and
laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went

7. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul
back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he
should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of
the month.

8. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked
15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of
cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that,
Lance Armstrong.

9. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck
Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and
starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from
drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too
much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

10. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of
"beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous
of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have
Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse
kick related deaths.

11. Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No fat Chicks.

12. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said,
"Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five
minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a
few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When
his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the
face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

13. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling,

14. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck
Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

15. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

16. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and
saying "booya".

17. Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse
every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and *&^% on their
floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.

18. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected
with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course,
to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate
of the actors he fights.

19. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If
you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my
virginity.", then you are dead wrong.

20. Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from
"Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of
Norris having sex with Conan's wife.

21. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

22. Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His
have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black
belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the *&^% out of
viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.

23. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he
can "accidentally" beat the *&^% out of little kids.

24. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put
razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.

25. One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that
Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to
death by Chuck Norris.

26. Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him
exact change.

27. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.

28. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on
Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His
reasoning? It was more "humane".

29. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck
Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

30. Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who
just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris
calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks
them in the face.

Choosing the Right Law School / Re: Automatic Denials
« on: January 04, 2006, 05:19:56 PM »
Thanks Redemption--you are to nice to have that picture
You have a way of briting spirits
My LSAT is much too low for those schools, I am thinking more like 15-40
I will apply, but most likely will have to go Part time
I will be paying 100% unless you can take loans for books, food, rent, ect.

Even if I don't get into a great school I will work my butt of trying to make law review or maybe transfer

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