« on: October 16, 2005, 05:52:42 PM »
I love this guy.
All from the same class:
"One year I said I'd give an extra point to anybody who could work 'bastard' into their essay on the final exam. Never in my life have I seen more profanity."
"You're going to make a great lawyer. You know why? You just talked to me for what? Five minutes? And you said absolutely nothing. Did you read this case?"
[After he caught some putz trying to take his picture with a camera phone]
"What are you doing, you jackass?! This is like Vegas, baby! What you see in here STAYS IN HERE!!! You want a picture? Take a picture of this!!!! [Flips him off]"