« on: October 20, 2005, 12:37:43 AM »
...and please don't forget to....
F*ck off, Mr. Burp-Under-Your-Breath Guy:
Every other day, I sit next to you in analysis and have to endure your constant closed-mouthed burping. What the f*ck are you eating for lunch that makes you burp consistently for an entire hour? And, do you know that, even when you burp under your breath, you still blow out the residue and I am forced to inhale your stankin' interior gut-odor? Last week, during our practice exam, you did your semi-silent burping throughout the entire class period. I seriously thought about slamming your fat head into the table repeatedly, but I do not want to be charged with battery. I will make it a point to NEVER EVER sit next to you again, and I have warned all my friends about your disgusting habit. You should lay off the crabcakes, beans and broccoli, idiot.
Gawd, I f*cking hate you.