I had a professor that exhibited the exact and same symptoms this serial bully does! But go ahead and make her and the faculty believe he's really sick!
If you actually have time to book-brief, it'll definitely work.
Even if it may be a "closed book" exam, if they allow you to go to the bathroom, it becomes "open book", in case they give you all the questions to answer to from the very beginning of the exam.
Big law firms here where I live just do not hire 1Ls. The most you can get is clerking for some suck-ass judge.Although most law firms don't advertise it, pretty much ANY firm will take a 1L if they are impressed enough with the applicant's resume.
... for some suck-ass judge