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well well well. how nice that judah the jerkoff is still here and willing to let us all know that he is still retarded. i have good news, though! i actually saw judah the other day, but not under the best circumstances. you see, little judah was coming out of this gay bar. he got kicked out because he is only 12 and they would't let him drink. it looks like they let him blow some schlong, though. he looked like he got bukkaked by godzilla.
judah headed back to school after that. unfortunately, when he got to his dorm his roommate was in there banging the sorority girl that judah has been stalking. it seems that the sorority girl didn't care for judah's fat rolls, his 5 foot 2 inch frame, or his man teets. judah started to cry and logged onto lsd as TUNA or some other poster. as his roommate tagged his dream girl in the ass, judah screamed "i can be anything i want waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!' and proceeded to try to pwn someone, but got embarassed and shunned by all that is lsd.
judah, please just go away. don't go away angry, just go away. you are a little turd in beautiful pool that is law. your chances of success in law or even college are almost zero. why don't you give up and just start mopping the pubes off of the wendy's men's room floor. no no no!!! don't eat them...just mop them. f-in' *&^%, man, you are gross.
Hello. I recently applied to your TTT UG institution. I would like to add this addendum to my file. The reason for this correspondence is my reception of a very nice award. The "People With Inverted Penises" club of Dallas awarded me with the Turd Ferguson Honor Plaque. This award is given to the club member who fits the largest number of Planters Honey Roasted Peanuts up his as.shole. I was able to insert six pounds of these tasty gound nuts into my rectum with only a small amount of perianal irritation (my anus is allergic to peanut dust).
Please consider this award when making your decision.
Hello. My name is Judah and my dream is to get a batchelor's degree in turdology. i greatly enjoy the study of turds. there are round ones, big ones, corn filled ones, floating ones, some w/ a peanut in them, and sometimes there are even jizz covered turds (if you are like me). turds facinate me not only because they look different, but also because each one tastes different. as an example, if i eat a taco and take a crap and eat it, the crap tastes like, oh, a burrito; but, if i eat pizza, my turds taste sort of like spaghttti. my dad's turds taste the worst after he drinks budweiser, but let's not go there.
I may also be interested in pursuing a minor in bukkake. for you old adcom types, that is when five or six guys dump a load of man cream on your face at the same time, resulting in a somewhat frosted appearance. i would like to determine the dynamics of bukkake applications, as there are many unanswered questions. for instance, is the first or second load from each of my boyfriends more likely to stick to my zit covered, huge nose? if i eat more than four loads off of my big man boobies, will i vomit or just need some peptobismol? if i only let my dad put his weiner HALF way up my butt, does that make me gay? wait...not that last part.
in any case, i would very much like to attend your TTT undergraduate institution. during my visit one of the on campus frats was nice enough to make me the 'cookie' in a circle jerk, so i feel right at home whenever i go by that dorm. if you are kind enough to accept me (despite my NAMBLA membership and 670 SAT), i promise to work hard so i can be anything i want!!!! i will be something someday!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Thank you for your consideration and time in this matter,
Judah 'rim my butthole out' the macabi
Judah, maybe you could type better if you kept your right hand out of your a-hole. It is sad how lame you are. Sad that people are always going to dislike you. The part that really screws you, though, is the fact that you are DUMB. I mean really, really stupid. you have no chance of ever doing anything of importance...unless you count jacking off onto your fat rolls important. i do not.
see you around, short stuff. enjoy your night at home with law and order reruns while the rest of the undergrads at your school are out having fun, drinking, and hooking up for hot coed sex. wait...you don't want coed, do you? you want judah on man sex. good luck with that. click here to see a picture of judah
the worst part is that downy's panties were covered with judah's drool...too much a-hole eating i think. judah will amount to ZERO and his most amazing acomplishment is going to be wearing out his 'splish, splash, @#!* my gash' video tape (too much freeze frame on the nutsack close up).
dear little man,
what happened judah, did you stick your finger in your mom's ass and she dropped the milk? that's gross. but better than the 'uncle daddy' milk you had to drink out of the 'meat straw' when you were growing up. how was dinner in the dining hall tonight? did any sorority girls laugh at your man unmentionables?
and hey...look what judah emailed me: "I hear Joe would love to jump your bones, asshat. Do you accept?"...when you compare this to what you emailed Joe, you look like a real big, fat, pole smoking loser.
hey...does your roommate hate you? i figure you either live at home with your whore mom, your roommate talks *&^% about you while he's banging hot girls, or you and your roommate like to shoot wang all over each other's toothbrushes...which is it, fat boy?
bye bye for now buddy...have a good night on the internet looking at pictures of old women getting bukkaked by donkeys.
well well well well. lookie what we have here. it looks to me like the college freshman BUTTFUCKER has made it over to this side of the board. have you told anyone that you're a doctor, lawyer, or president yet? how was lunch in rome and dinner in paris? how's that research article in psych coming along? fact is, you haven't even figured out how to jerk off yet.
carful folks, this little guy likes to try and impress with a few words he learned from black's law. he might be short, fat, and have a three inch ding dong, but he can say the 'F' word...in fact, he might just act like he can do 'anything'. one time i made him cry and yell 'i can do anything!!!!'. that was great.
just consider judah here a downy wanna be...but be honest, at least downy was his own person. cooley drooley here can't even invent himself.
judah, you should consider some help....getting that cucumber out of your as.shole. gross, little man.
see you around, chief.