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Incoming 1Ls / Re: What about the FBI???
« on: August 06, 2005, 09:46:42 PM »
I know three people who have attempted to become FBI agents. They all said that a JD or a CPA is one of the preferred qualifications. In fact, one of them was informed of this during her interview process. They told her the agency does alot of work related to these degrees. She didn't make it on, so she went to law school. She made it far enough in the interview process that they paid to fly her to Washington and put her up in a hotel for several days for the interview. I don't know what she is doing now, but she was pretty determined to be an FBI agent.  The other two didn't make it on becuase of anabolic steroid use. Now they are trying for the local police department. That's not easy to get on either just because of the applicant to available position ratio, but only two years of college will get you in the door there.

By the way, I can't say I'm impressed when someone mentions military as if it's some kind of big deal hot shot qualification (unless you're an officer). It's a bit of a default job (unless you're an officer), and it's just not P.C. to say so these days. I, on the other hand, am not that polite. Any job that one can get with only a GED is a default job.

Incoming 1Ls / Re: Official "My Last Day of Work" Thread
« on: August 04, 2005, 11:48:35 PM »
I planned on Aug. 1st being my last day, but I got fired back in May. I said F-ck it and just considered that my last day. I've been sitting by the pool at my apartment building ever since drinking beer and romancing about how that was the last irrelevant pee-on job I will ever have to work. I've got a message for those bastards. I hope someday I'll have the pleasure of representing someone who is suing you. I can't wait to take my 30 percent of your hard earned cash and tuck it into the G-string of some skanky ass stripper one dollar at a time.
F-ck You.

They fired me, and I end up going to law school. Sweet Sweet irony. Whose the loser now beeotch.

Incoming 1Ls / Re: Is Cooley Really The Worst Law School
« on: August 04, 2005, 02:54:05 PM »
Wait a minute. A Public Defender? That should be a hint right there. I here they love Cooley grads over there.

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