Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. Nun chuk skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills.
I have partied more this semester than any before. I'm still kicking ass in class, I just have figured out how to succeed in undergrad. I have no classes on Fridays so I'm going out every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights. My girlfriend is studying abroad for the semester and all my close friends are single guys. I must admit I am having so much fun. Maybe it's because it has been so long since I went out like this. I must say my body probably isn't loving it. I just figure next year and the years after are going to be tough so why not give it one last go. I have been able to convince myself a number of different ways that it is alright to be partying three nights a week. I have been very faithful to my girl, I do enjoy seeing if I can still get girl's phone numbers. I mean come on, everyone wants to feel like they still got, hey I still got it! So next year will probably suck, that is next year, this is now.
I am the class gunner, and they are all a bunch of tards.
Be nice to the tards... their daddys are partners in very big firms.