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Messages - Smokey Griggs

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Pointless Arguments / Re: Who here actually likes the law?
« on: April 16, 2005, 06:13:57 AM »
if you are now a decent human being, here's what's gonna happen ta yo ass...

yer gonna come to believe that the world is an extremely small place, full of some extremely stupid mothafuckas.  mugs you used to admire and look up to are gonna reveal themselves as retards.  sleeping, eating, shitting, pissing, shopping for groceries, doing laundry, f-ing and masturbating are going to become... nuisances.  time is gonna f-in fly.  yer gonna lose your hair, your male private part is gonna fall off, your puss is gonna dry out and shrivel up.  yer gonna spend entire weekends in your apartment, in your underwear, walking around in small circles, mumbling insane *&^% to yourself like:  'the defendant can implead a third party into the action if the third party is or may be liable to the defendant for some or all of the plaintiff's claim against that defendant.'  yer gonna become immune to tragedy.  all yer friends are gonna start calling you out for an a-hole, and all yer new friends will be the biggest assholes on the planet.  yer gonna become distanced from yer family and friends cause yer gonna be wearing this cynical space cadet helmet with all kinds of scientific analytical contrivances attached to it, and yer gonna find you can't take the f-ing thing off.  all the beauty and innocence that you once perceived is gonna evaporate.  yer gonna lose your trust and faith in mankind, if ya ever had it.  yer gonna want to get a dog just to get the @#!* away from all the humans, but ya ain't gonna have no time fer no dog, so you won't get one.  in sum, don't do it.  go to graduate school to study foreign languages, as many as you can fill yer f-in dome with, and never log into this site again, lol...

if, however, you voted for bush in the last election, you'll no doubt feel right at home.  ignore the above, and sign right on up...

General Board / Re: Depression
« on: December 31, 2004, 08:13:33 PM »
true.  all true.  and speaking of rhythm, i'd like to further add:  don't forget to masturbate.  cause yer screwed if ya start f-ing one a yer classmates...

General Board / Re: Transferred Intent
« on: December 29, 2004, 02:47:44 AM »
not that cut n' dried, y'all.  no transferred intent for voluntary manslaughter, for instance.  like say one a you non-drivin' mothafuckas runs up on the sidewalk while yackin on yer goddamn cellphone and rolls over, let's say, mike tyson's momma.  an innocent citizen observes the incident and makes the bad mistake of trying to intervene whilst this enraged no-neck havin' ear-savorin' beast slowly approaches your smashed automobile, in drooling full-metal jacket mode, to snatch the life outcha ass.  the intervening dumbass runs up on mike t, knowing full well he's about ta pull yer chitlins outcha dirty brown doughnut, to try to calm him down, to prevent the bloodshed.  38 seconds later, he's a stain on the sidewalk, and mike t goes down for the full-on murder rap, no voluntary manslaughter plea available cause there ain't no transferred intent for such *&^%.

General Board / Re: Hey fuckers- How many of you failed out of law school?
« on: December 19, 2004, 10:49:22 PM »
nah, i paddled some serious asscheeks on the finals.  no doubt.  only one thing confuses me.  wtf was that "addendum" thing they put on almost every exam?  couldn't figure that *&^% out, didn't know wtf to do with that thang...

General Board / Re: Does this annoy anyone else?
« on: December 17, 2004, 07:29:48 PM »
ha!  ain't outa law school yet and yer all assholizin' quite nicely.  excellent.  i'm proud of you all, my dearest comrades.  within a year or so you should be completely unfuckingloveable.  by the time yer hired associates, you'll be getting kicks running over small dogs in the street with the polished suv on the way home from the office, lol...

Nashville School of Law / Re: JJ at NSL
« on: October 30, 2004, 09:42:36 PM »
oh *&^%, lol..

Socratic Method / Re: Asking questions in class.
« on: October 30, 2004, 02:16:06 AM »
lol... and yet your reputation rating didn't go down with that last post.  see?  the *&^% is confusing and strange...

i wanna know how to f**ck up so i can rack up some points in this piece...

and gimme dat kill switch, i wanna see some @#!*, wtf...

Socratic Method / showing that ass...
« on: October 30, 2004, 01:41:12 AM »

Socratic Method / Re: Asking questions in class.
« on: October 30, 2004, 01:29:38 AM »

how come no uncensored flavor in this piece?  they got a kill switch for this shizzy over in pre-law.  am i to presume i'm hanging with the thurston howell/grey poupon set over here?  just cause we made it to school?  but that's craze.  i've become more cynical and obnoxious since entering law school...

secondly, what's up with the new reputation ratings?  negative and positive?  and what could a zero score infer?  that you haven't posted anything?  or that, as opposed to assness or positive influence, you are simply a completely useless presence?  this is some interesting and hilarious *&^%, lol...

Socratic Method / Re: Asking questions in class.
« on: October 29, 2004, 11:09:47 PM »
it makes me nervous to sit in the crowded lecture hall.  it wasn't always that way.  when i first got here, there was no shame.  there was only the competition.  i was on my mark.  i was ready to shine.  and i did shine.  i said something once that made 60 plus people simultaneously swivel their domes in my direction like a scene out of invasion of the body snatchers.  the prof rewarded my observation with a verbal clap on the back, and i trotted away with this biscuit in my mouth like a sassy fancy poodle with painted toenails.  a swaggering man-female dog.  i peacocked in the elevators for a few days.  fanned my tail.

yet, less than a week later, i was the subject of the most uproarious laughter.  i had the entire class laughing at my ass.  laughing at, not laughing with.  everybody except the prof, who'd no doubt witnessed this classic turnabout innumerable times, every year he'd been teaching.  he smiled openly, but the scene wasn't funny enough to make him laugh out loud.  i was the shaved billygoat hee-hawing in the middle of the drum circle.  wearing diapers.  he'd seen it a million f-ing times, no doubt.  he'd probably placed a mental bet on the date i'd show my assness, lol.  yet, check this:  so ignorant was i of the sheer idiocy of my mulish assbray, that it took me a few minutes to even figure out why mugs were suddenly laughing at me, lol...

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