Why would I waste either creativity or wit on you? Goodness knows you and your ilk wouldn't appreciate it.
Oh, and I merely nominated her for the category. You, however, took the award. Nice to finally win at something, eh?
Why do you bother posting on a board where 99% of the people can't appreciate you? Neither Groucho Marx nor existentialism is being kind to you.
I am updating my resume as we speak to include your award! Sometimes the nature and quality of a person's detractors says a lot for them.
For the same reason that you are applying to law school: there's still the probability of finding that 1%. Although, for you, 1% is putting your chances of a decent law school rather high, no?
I'm sure my award makes your years of service to McDonald's so much the more impressive. Glad to be of service.