If the reason you are becoming a lawyer is so that you can become a chick magnet or a guy magnet, you are such a loser. The law is a prestigious and important career and people like you who become lawyers so you can get dates or need to have instant sex make the law meaningless and have no talent to work in the law nor merit to be among those who deserve to work in the legal system. Check your souls again and go where you belong, and make room for those who deserve to work in the legal system and will make this world a better place.
I wish I could see you in person so I could point and laugh.
Honestly...
Check your souls again and go where you belong, and make room for those who deserve to work in the legal system and will make this world a better place.
Do you really think lawyers make the world a "better place?" If you do, then not only would I point and laugh, I would encourage others to do so with me.
p.s. Bold fonts are typically used to emphasize an important point. When the entire paragraph is bolded, it defeats the purpose. But at least you are going to make the world a better place, loser.