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1L job search / Re: informal lunch with a firm... thank you note?
« on: February 13, 2007, 08:04:59 PM »
props, just send a general note thanking them for their time.  if they paid for the lunch thank them for that too.

a random local attorney pays for my bar association lunch every month, like they do for all students, and i always send a thank you card.  i don't think courtesy ever hurts.

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General Board / Re: Anyone else having a bad week?
« on: February 13, 2007, 08:03:01 PM »
Anyone else want to commiserate about their sh*tty week?  It seems like every law student I know is in the thick of things right now.  Nevermind that we have finals coming up in like three weeks ... :(


finals in 3 weeks?  wtf?

i am trying to write the trial brief from hell, staring moodily at my screen for hours on end.  my statement of facts reads like a supermarket tabloid article, and in it, i call the plaintiff's daughter "the bastard child of casual sex" and the probable cause "her inability to maintain vertical positioning."

law school sucks.


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General Board / Re: I have a foreign accent
« on: February 13, 2007, 07:57:29 PM »
no. 

people will loathe and despise you.  they will refuse to share contracts notes with you, and mock your failure to understand the rule of perpetuities.  they will put gum in your chair, and trip you when you're walking in the hallways.  the hot girls will not date you, and the cool kids will not allow you into their study groups.  if you somehow manage to pass law school, you will not pass the bar, or get a job.  they will eventually find your wizened body behind a dumpster at wal-mart, your worthless diploma clutched in your mummified, claw-like hands.

i recommend you give this up and become a sheepherder.



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General Board / Re: law school student budy
« on: February 12, 2007, 08:12:04 PM »
Hey!
 And a few (very few) poor white & poor black kids.

There are poor people at your school?!? Gross.

 :D :D :D

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General Board / Re: Spanish Immersion for after summer of 1st year
« on: February 11, 2007, 07:35:39 PM »
“Respondent entered said defecation disposal facility, and found in violation of Waste Treatment Statute  NE 104-712, that the alleged unit in question appeared to be non-functional.  Respondent then engaged in manual manipulation of  control systems, which was the appropriate response as this Court held in Bluto v. Diarrhea, but did not receive satisfactory answer to interrogatories.  Respondent then filed brief in support of breach of duty complaint, alleging negligence under the Lavatory Fixtures Attachment Act of 1974.”

Wow rev, that was pretty kool. I wish I was Bi[legal] enough to splurr words like that to everyday language. hahah, i'm gonna try and to that more often. haha

it's easy if you can get your girl to give you a learned hand job  :D

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General Board / Re: Ivory Wallpaper
« on: February 11, 2007, 01:04:27 PM »
all i demand from my summer 1L firm is that my paycheck clears

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General Board / Re: Spanish Immersion for after summer of 1st year
« on: February 10, 2007, 10:30:02 PM »
“Respondent entered said defecation disposal facility, and found in violation of Waste Treatment Statute  NE 104-712, that the alleged unit in question appeared to be non-functional.  Respondent then engaged in manual manipulation of  control systems, which was the appropriate response as this Court held in Bluto v. Diarrhea, but did not receive satisfactory answer to interrogatories.  Respondent then filed brief in support of breach of duty complaint, alleging negligence under the Lavatory Fixtures Attachment Act of 1974.”

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General Board / Re: law school student budy
« on: February 10, 2007, 09:48:49 PM »
i'll trade you our crack whore for a lumberjack.

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General Board / Re: Spanish Immersion for after summer of 1st year
« on: February 10, 2007, 09:44:37 PM »
i initially thought the topic was entitled "spanish inquisition for after summer of 1st year."

no one expected the spanish inquisition

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Well, I don't think it's a joke.


it has nothing to do with you or your situation.  refers to another poster on the kiddie board.  dont worry about it.

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